Fw: [閒聊] 西斯版翻譯第三篇。
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作者: Nilo (辰) 看板: sex
標題: [閒聊] 西斯版翻譯第三篇。
時間: Thu Aug 16 16:04:47 2012
翻得好累，這篇感覺很普通。
轉載隨意啦~
這是一個美國華僑的心得：
I'm ABC and came back to Taiwan (I've had my share of girlfriends
in USA). In 5 years staying here (and dating several TWN girls from 25-36
yos, here is my take: Taiwanese women are narcissists, especially if she is
even slightly attractive. Most of them live off their parents. If they are
well-off, forget about scoring with them unless you are more well-off than
them, their parents will find every reason in the world NOT to be with you.
我是一個回到台灣居住的美國華僑（譯註：America-born Chinese），在美國曾
與幾個女孩子交往過。在台灣待了五年，跟許多台灣女孩子約會過（她們介於25歲到
36歲之間）。我的想法是這樣的：「台灣女人是自戀狂（譯註：Narcissist，取自於
希臘羅馬神話水仙花的故事。），尤其是那些稍為有姿色的，更是不可一世。這些女
孩子（作者曾約會過的），衣食皆仰賴父母。你如果沒有比她們有錢，千萬別評論這
種生活型態，還有，正因為她們比你有錢，她們的父母特別挑剔，寧可找上千百個理
由，也不願和你交往。
$$$$ is king, you can be fat, butt-ugly but if you are rich or appear
rich, they will find every reason in the world to like you. And if you are
not, you can become 'friends' with them, you simply become her platonic
biitch, she only calls when she needs you and will never ever admit she
is just using you for material things but will always give you you subtle
hints of the Coach, LV, or expensive electronic gadget that she really really
wants for her B-day.
錢就是無冕之王。只要有了錢，台灣的女孩子和她們父母就會特別哈你，就算
你又肥又醜，她們還是找得出理由貼著你；要是你沒錢，沒關係，你還可以與她們
當無「性」的「朋友」，然而，她們在有麻煩事時，才會找你；換言之，你成了卑賤
的奴隸，得為她們做牛做馬。她們就是只貪圖現實利益才與你來往，但卻從來不肯承認
。她們一有機會就會暗示你，要你送她們LV或Coach之類的名牌包包，或是要你在她們
生日的時候送一些超貴電子產品。
Worse, forgetting to bring her purse when inviting her & her friends
to meet you. And if she brings it, puts the onus on you to pay for it
by sitting there silently, not moving, as if waiting for the 'traditional-male
' to pick up the tab.
還有更糟的咧！也許你會邀請這些女孩子（還有她們的朋友），請她們參加一場聚會
，但她們總是不會帶自己皮包出來；如果她們有帶包包，她們也不會主動付款；她們會
靜坐在那兒，一動也不動，好像在等一位古紳士付款；換言之，她們把「付款」的責任
交給男生了。
And if she is poor, she is even more materialistic. I remember our company
hired a TWN girl (27) never held a steady job, complain to us how little she
makes and how her mom has no job and how she has to support her mom... then I
found out her 1st paycheck, she went out and bought a IPhone4.. Saying how it
was always her dream. All I can say was "wow" thinking how full of shhit
she was.
有錢的女孩還好，沒錢女孩更是「崇拜物質」到某種可怕的境界。我曾經在某家
公司服務，這家公司請了一個女生（27歲）。這女生從未有過穩定的工作，總是
向我們（公司人員）抱怨自己的薪水好少，抱怨她的老媽沒有工作，抱怨自己必須供
她老媽吃住；然而，她第一次領薪水的時候，我看到她把錢拿去買一台「愛瘋4」。
她說：「擁有一台「愛瘋4」是我的夢想。」她真是有夠爛的啦，我大開眼界，只有這
樣才能形容她了！
And I'm talking about girls that aren't even that attractive. Maybe a 7/8
out of 10. Yes I'm being shallow by putting them on a scale like that, but
if I'm one feet deep, these girls' can be measured in micrometers.
接下來呢，我來談談那些不怎麼吸引人的女生吧。如果滿分有十分，台灣女生在
大概有七分（或八分）。對啦，這種評鑑標準實在膚淺。但我得講：「如果我的深度
只有30公分，台灣女孩子的深度就只能用微米來計算了。」
The younger ones that are even semi-attractive, are even more materialistic
and pretentious. Most pretend they are not materialistic. And the few that
are not after $$$, are after Beiber looks no matter how gay-looking or
irresponsible these guys are.
來講講那些比較年輕的台灣女孩子吧！她們的確有點吸引力，但又更「虛榮做作」
(譯註：Pretentious，做作。)。她們嘴巴不承認，身體倒是挺誠實的。她們不是拜金，
就是「拜帥哥」，就算那些哥們的長相鳥得像是「賈斯汀‧比伯」，看起來不負責任又
很娘，她們就哈這種的！
Most don't have a job and those that do, spend as much money on their
looks as the girls. There are no Rambos, athletic real man here (ok maybe
5% of population, sorry to these real guys).
這些娘炮沒有工作，又喜歡像娘們打扮自己，花掉大把銀子。我在這兒看不到像
藍寶的人，強又imba（好啦，搞不好有5%的人口還滿強壯的，在此向這些人道歉。）
The guys these girls hang out with are perfect mirror of themselves,
devoid of any personality and has the sophistication of a Lego block. Most
of the skinny, wannabes gay looking guys (they actually think they are
model-quality!!) hang around disco clubs, malls like spoiled rich American
teenagers and spend all their money on the latest fashion craze.
這些女孩子所喜歡的男生，就是自己的完美寫照：「完全沒有個性，每個人都像
樂高積木一樣制式。」這些愛美的娘炮（他們還以為自己是個天生的模特兒！），
流連於夜店，像個有錢頹廢美國青年，虛擲萬金，就只是為了打扮自己。
The guys are so skinny and feeble (I'm sure they can double their size
if they went to gym and worked out) that if a typhoon come suddenly, they
all be blow to the ocean. The only thing that makes their wheel turn are
MSN, SKYPE, Facebook, self-portraits of themselves plastered all over each
other's home pages.
娘炮看起來又瘦又沒什麼力氣（他們要是肯健身，身體會是目前身體的兩倍大！）
，颱風一來，就可以把他們吹到海裡去。他們唯一有動力的時候，就是開MSN聊天、
開Skype哈拉、看臉書、搞自拍照、或是把自拍照貼在另一個娘炮的網頁上。
God, they make Bieber look macho. No, I'm not the jealous type,
I'm just telling it as it is. I've also been to China/Vietnam/Thailand and
there is a world of difference in the girls' attitudes when I meet them.
媽呀，連「賈斯汀‧比伯」都比他們MAN！我絕對不是嫉妒她們，真的。
。接下來呢，再來談談我在國外遇到的女生吧。我曾經到中國、越南、和泰國遊玩，
那裡的女人就有於台灣女生，差異之大之多，令人咋舌。
I remember meeting girls that are 9 on a scale of 10, with no attitudes,
no BS, no mark-ups that will put the TWN girls to shame.
那裡的女孩子，美人指數有9分！(滿分十分)，脂粉不施，溫柔嬌媚，不戴有色眼
鏡看人（譯註：BS: Bad Spectacles. You say it to someone who has crappy
glasses.），台灣的女孩子看到只會自相形穢。
The girls I've dated, I eventually dumped them for several reasons.
Most girls if they waited until 33 yo, they become DESPERATE, what they
will never give the time of day few years ago all of a sudden become a
candidate for that future husband who will have a baby with her and
enslaved to them the rest of their lives.
我曾經和幾個台灣女生約會，為什麼我不和她門子繼續往來呢？原因有數個。大部
分的台灣女孩子到了33歲，就會變得絕望不安。她們以往看不起的男生，陡然成了自己
結婚的候選人，可憐這些男生，除了要養小孩，還要像個奴隸一樣，照顧她們下半輩子。
They are too old for most guys looking for younger girls and the
nice guys they dumped years ago have married, so they are looking
for ANYONE that makes more than the typical TWN guys and that is less
than 15 years older than them.
對於大部分台灣男生來說，她們太老了，而她們曾經距之門外的男生又已經結婚了
，所以她們只好專吃那些娘炮（那些「賈斯汀‧比伯」），就算這些娘炮只要比她們
年輕十五歲以內就可以了！
And if the girls are 25-30 yo., you are an ATM to them. What the make
a month they can't save enough for the credit cards they maxed out last year,
let alone thinking about next week. They are always complaining about not
having enough money, I would tell them in my previous relationships, my
girlfriends never 'ask' or expect me to support their lifestyle, they ALWAYS
lived a lifestyle that they can afford. It isn't about buying her expensive
girls or being cheap, it is about having a solidrelationship
based on trust, caring and understanding and respecting each other.
25~30歲的台灣女生，就只會把你當作ATM提款機。這些女生存不了錢，因為自己的
信用卡在去年就刷爆了，你別想要她們未雨綢繆。她們總是抱怨沒錢。我很想跟她們
說：「我之前所交往過的美國女孩子，從來沒有要我養過她們。她們有自己的生活方式
，她們可以自己承擔這樣的生活方式；東西的價格從來不是談戀愛的重點，穩定而長久
的關係、互信、互相關心、互相尊重，這些才是重點。」
Those words are like PHD dissertation to a kindergarten kid.
Yes they will eventually learn, but these types of girls in TWN are the NORM
not exception. A TWN man once told me, TWN young generation is fvcked.
They try to copycat the worst (superficial side) of USA and Japan but they
don't have the talent, means or education or skills to sustain their lifestyle they seek. That is why they rather live day to day pretending to be Japanese, or cool American teenagers and LET their parents or idiot guys
that chase them pay for it.
這些話聽起來像是說教，像是一個博士在對幼稚小孩子傳道。沒錯，這些台灣女人
遲早都會學到，但他們在學到這道理之前都是一個樣兒。有個台灣人告訴我：「年輕
一代的台灣人真是糟透了，他們試著模仿美國和日本的生活方式，卻只囿於表面；這
一代台灣人沒有足夠的知識、技巧、還有頭腦來支撐這樣的生活方式。」
Granted, there are exceptions, but you must look like Bratt Pitt or
Bieber, then you can sex with 1,000 of them without even breaking a sweat.
yet the nicest guy can't even hold-hands with them because they are that
stuck up.
沒錯，事情總有例外。如果你長得帥（像小賈斯汀或布萊德‧彼特），你就可以
輕鬆搞上一千個台灣女生。你可以不留一滴汗便爽爽做，然而，台灣最優質的男生
做牛做馬，卻連牽手都有困難，因為這群女孩子太驕縱了（譯註：stuck-up，驕縱
之意。）
In fact, that is what one of my friend has told me. he said it is
so easy to have sex with 18-20 yos in Taipei, Kaohsiung or Taichung, all
you have to do is dress cool and have the 'right-look' - as they are
infatuated with blue-eyed, blond hair, Bratt-Pitts, all their cold-BS,
pretentious shitt drops as fast as their skirts.
其實，我有位朋友曾跟我說：「在台北、台中、高雄，要搞18~20歲的女孩子簡直
是太簡單了；你只要穿得酷、有樣子（眼睛要藍色的，頭髮要金色的，要跟布萊德彼
特一樣帥，哦對了，還要帶有色眼鏡），那些像屎一樣的女孩子一看到你，就會馬上
脫裙子。
Then these same girls will come crying to you (I know some of them
and have even warned them what these guys are after, but these girls
believe in Cinderella stories and think they are the only Cinderella in
the world). They will cry, sob about how these guys cheated on them, how
they trusted them blah blah...and never ever trust them again... I just
laugh inside know if the same guy calls her again next week or another guy,
they fall for it again.)
然後這些女孩子就會跟你哭么，哭著說：「他們這麼信任這些男生，為什麼這些
男生要欺騙她們感情，我再也不相信他們了。」我曾經遇過幾個這樣的女孩子，也曾
告誡她們，請她們別與這些潮男來往，但他們就是以為自己有這種福氣，以為自己從
灰姑娘變成了公主，還以為世界上只有自己才是公主！。沒差，我心裡也暗笑，反正
下次這個騙她們的爛人再找她們出去，她們一樣會淪陷。
In fact that was what happened to this girl... even American girls
aren't that dumb and fall for their lies (Literally what an American guy
told me). No wonder lots of hardworking TWN guys go to Vietnam and Pinoy
to look for wives because from WHAT I SAW from my own company, what they
bring back is a fresh, young girl, MUCH better looking than the TWN girls
that turn them down, hard-working, willing to sacrifice with the husband.
一個美國人跟我說：「美國的女孩子就不會像這群台灣笨女孩子一樣，陷入這種
白癡情況。」難怪台灣的好男人，都跑去越南和菲律賓找女人結婚。我在公司裡面，
看到這些外籍新娘，美貌又年輕，比那些拒絕他們（台灣好男人）的台灣女生美上
萬倍、勤奮萬倍、還願意為丈夫奉獻生命。
Of course TWN looks down at them because now, there are less guys
to be their puppy dogs and because some of them are prettier than them
and they can't for the life of them understand how this girl would marry
them on a *normal income* that average
當然啦，台灣女孩子很鄙視外籍新娘，因為她們搶走了自己的工具人，還比他
們漂亮。當然啦，她們永遠不會明白，為什麼這些外籍新娘會和這種薪水平常的男
生結婚。
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