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Fw: [新聞] CIA秘技「閉眼默念55515」讓痛感消失

[ joke ]67 留言, 推噓總分: +41

作者: NoPTT - 發表於 2023/08/15 01:10(8月前)

40^F推birdy590: 這就是超異能部隊那個單位吧203.203.203.200 08/14 11:48

73^F→birdy590: 這就CIA研究特異功能計畫的產物 @@203.203.203.200 08/14 12:00

75^F→birdy590: 星門計畫203.203.203.200 08/14 12:00

96^F推birdy590: 不要笑, 後來蘇聯和中國也都有類似單位203.203.203.200 08/14 12:15

109^F→birdy590: 還好不是79979203.203.203.200 08/14 12:22

153^F→birdy590: 南無阿爸滴咖203.203.203.200 08/14 12:57

Fw: [新聞] 民怨爆炸！西班牙砸83億訂31輛列車結果

[ joke ]57 留言, 推噓總分: +37

作者: NoPTT - 發表於 2023/02/22 23:41(1年前)

10^F→birdy590: 笑死人台鐵是運送路線漏掉問題小多了115.43.53.170 02/22 09:32

19^F→birdy590: 挖月台小工程隧道過不去根本死定了115.43.53.170 02/22 09:32

56^F→birdy590: 台鐵出問題的是運送路線營運倒是沒事115.43.53.170 02/22 09:40

59^F→birdy590: 後來營運路線有把一些點的淨空再加大115.43.53.170 02/22 09:40

60^F→birdy590: 隧道過不去根本就是離譜到扯115.43.53.170 02/22 09:40

62^F→birdy590: 有個設備叫做淨空檢查車西班牙沒有?115.43.53.170 02/22 09:42

64^F→birdy590: 每條路線的淨空應該施工完文件裡都會有115.43.53.170 02/22 09:43

Fw: [新聞] 軍演台灣民眾淡定陸專家：因對解放軍精

[ joke ]6 留言, 推噓總分: +5

作者: hahabis - 發表於 2022/08/11 17:03(1年前)

28^F→birdy590: 這人需要去醫院檢查一下腦子08/11 12:28

30^F→birdy590: 看起來有腦霧的可能性08/11 12:28

41^F→birdy590: 嚇走雷根號是官宣~ 沒看八卦一堆照著轉貼的08/11 12:31

Fw: [新聞] SPA會館主打「妹妹很會噴水」員警衝進去

[ joke ]41 留言, 推噓總分: +16

作者: NoPTT - 發表於 2022/03/19 17:02(2年前)

96^F→birdy590: 裡面是阿姨所以不會203.203.203.201 03/18 10:50

Fw: [新聞] 噁！點星巴克竟是「外送員自己泡」　

[ joke ]26 留言, 推噓總分: +23

作者: lolic - 發表於 2022/03/16 11:04(2年前)

113^F→birdy590: 自己開咖啡店不行嗎 @@203.203.203.201 03/16 10:24

132^F→birdy590: 其實他設備比一些自己開店的用的還好 @@203.203.203.201 03/16 10:28

135^F→birdy590: 雙口的隨便也要十幾萬起跳203.203.203.201 03/16 10:29

144^F推birdy590: 最大的問題是仿冒啦商標不能隨便用203.203.203.201 03/16 10:31

Fw: [新聞] 撿到坦克車囉！俄軍遺棄功能健全T-72

[ joke ]74 留言, 推噓總分: +54

作者: NoPTT - 發表於 2022/03/03 23:15(2年前)

34^F推birdy590: 頭幾天戰場一片混亂沒人會拿這個當木馬203.203.203.201 03/02 11:05

35^F→birdy590: 尤其 T-90 其實還蠻值錢的可以賣中國XD203.203.203.201 03/02 11:06

39^F→birdy590: 因為印度在中國邊界就擺一堆這個203.203.203.201 03/02 11:06

Fw: [新聞] 台灣師Pornhub教數學賺750萬！　網跪讚：

[ joke ]7 留言, 推噓總分: +1

作者: popteamepic - 發表於 2021/10/25 19:21(2年前)

16^F→birdy590: 小孩子看這個真的太早~203.203.203.201 10/25 17:06

Fw: [爆卦] 我就是要買國產！時中說目前疫苗夠了！已刪文

[ joke ]5 留言, 推噓總分: -3

作者: hahabis - 發表於 2021/05/28 00:45(2年前)

111^F→birdy590: 如果在國產開打之前有斷層我就會認為115.43.53.157 05/27 23:55

113^F→birdy590: 上面這些人簡直是瘋了115.43.53.157 05/27 23:55

116^F→birdy590: 現在有搶時效的壓力最後有多又怎麼樣115.43.53.157 05/27 23:56

121^F→birdy590: 哪有人在怕疫苗太多的?!115.43.53.157 05/27 23:56

125^F→birdy590: 看看之後實際的施打狀況有斷層就該K115.43.53.157 05/27 23:56

130^F→birdy590: 老實說我算不到要怎麼排擠到國產115.43.53.157 05/27 23:57

133^F→birdy590: 國產出來還是可以打啊其它可能還沒交貨115.43.53.157 05/27 23:57

135^F→birdy590: 轉去送人也沒什麼奇怪第三世界還缺的很115.43.53.157 05/27 23:57

144^F→birdy590: 現在應該有的態度是一路全速打到沒疫苗115.43.53.157 05/27 23:58

149^F→birdy590: 不是貴的問題是沒貨國際上普遍都缺115.43.53.157 05/27 23:58

151^F→birdy590: 沒看 COVAX 現在什麼慘狀嗎?115.43.53.157 05/27 23:59

168^F→birdy590: 已經傳開其實沒什麼選擇有得打就打115.43.53.157 05/28 00:00

170^F→birdy590: 還挑疫苗是那麼想中 B.1.1.7?115.43.53.157 05/28 00:00

180^F→birdy590: 如果接下來有斷層我第一個K政府115.43.53.157 05/28 00:01

185^F→birdy590: 不是台灣有沒有錢而是繼續拖下去損失115.43.53.157 05/28 00:01

191^F→birdy590: 遠大於買疫苗的錢疫苗錢算個毛啊?115.43.53.157 05/28 00:02

196^F→birdy590: 三級還要多久? 學校這樣下去下學期都沒115.43.53.157 05/28 00:02

203^F→birdy590: 這個經濟代價跟"疫苗會多"不是同個等級115.43.53.157 05/28 00:03

216^F→birdy590: 現在就觀察接下來疫苗施打會不會有斷層115.43.53.157 05/28 00:03

219^F→birdy590: 只要有中斷就不是"疫苗夠了"115.43.53.157 05/28 00:04

243^F→birdy590: 多拖一個月的損失都是天文數字~115.43.53.157 05/28 00:05

251^F→birdy590: 除非下個月還有後手~ 否則我實在看不懂115.43.53.157 05/28 00:05

256^F→birdy590: 就一路按順序全速打下去最後開始接受115.43.53.157 05/28 00:06

264^F→birdy590: 一般人預約到傳播真的停下來才叫夠了115.43.53.157 05/28 00:06

269^F→birdy590: 產量很夠跟時程趕不趕的上是兩回事115.43.53.157 05/28 00:07

272^F→birdy590: 如果沒有留後手我會覺得這些人瘋了115.43.53.157 05/28 00:07

285^F→birdy590: 國產開打之前哪來的一千萬?115.43.53.157 05/28 00:08

289^F→birdy590: 所以我才會說除非還有後手否則太蠢了115.43.53.157 05/28 00:08

304^F→birdy590: 之前公佈的莫德納應該是五百萬劑115.43.53.157 05/28 00:09

308^F→birdy590: 我想這個應該還是在計畫中不然不可能115.43.53.157 05/28 00:10

318^F→birdy590: 這批下個月開始陸續到貨會比較合理一點115.43.53.157 05/28 00:11

322^F→birdy590: 這就算是一種後手不然中間 gap 差太多115.43.53.157 05/28 00:11

326^F→birdy590: 不太可能去做這種穩死的決策115.43.53.157 05/28 00:11

328^F→birdy590: 這個月進來的數量打前線都差不多夠了115.43.53.157 05/28 00:12

333^F→birdy590: 五百萬應該可以把高危險群處理掉一大半115.43.53.157 05/28 00:12

338^F→birdy590: 總之不用急著罵帳先記著看會不會斷貨115.43.53.157 05/28 00:13

348^F→birdy590: 真的再出現疫苗斷貨把他們拉下來都合理115.43.53.157 05/28 00:13

353^F→birdy590: 日本那個可以當後手我想就算真的去談115.43.53.157 05/28 00:14

359^F→birdy590: 說不定也選擇不公佈~ 可以拿來當武器用115.43.53.157 05/28 00:14

367^F→birdy590: 這代價太高而且完全不對稱實在不合理115.43.53.157 05/28 00:14

374^F→birdy590: eg 被媒體罵到臭頭的時候, AZ拿出來了~115.43.53.157 05/28 00:15

378^F→birdy590: 交貨時間都沒講啊現在沒時間等了115.43.53.157 05/28 00:15

386^F→birdy590: 像日本那個AZ說不定真的有人去談~115.43.53.157 05/28 00:16

395^F→birdy590: 現在就等著看接下來的施打情形115.43.53.157 05/28 00:17

408^F→birdy590: 如果出現斷貨這個政府真的有可能倒~115.43.53.157 05/28 00:18

413^F→birdy590: 那就代表如果不是蠢到家就是真的瘋了115.43.53.157 05/28 00:18

420^F→birdy590: 這種回答不及格因為完全沒考慮到時間115.43.53.157 05/28 00:19

427^F→birdy590: 時間很值錢好嗎多拖一個月的經濟損失115.43.53.157 05/28 00:19

433^F→birdy590: 那點疫苗補的回來嗎?115.43.53.157 05/28 00:19

446^F→birdy590: 我猜五百萬莫德納剩下的部份還在計畫內115.43.53.157 05/28 00:20

451^F→birdy590: 即使如此六月還是可能出現疫苗斷貨115.43.53.157 05/28 00:21

454^F→birdy590: 真的發生整個政府倒台都不是不可能115.43.53.157 05/28 00:21

460^F→birdy590: 這批應該就是 505 中的一小部份115.43.53.157 05/28 00:22

462^F→birdy590: 交貨會分批不是一次給你500萬劑115.43.53.157 05/28 00:22

472^F→birdy590: 指揮中心有在招醫護就是要打疫苗的115.43.53.157 05/28 00:24

475^F→birdy590: 其它有可以走一般傳統的疫苗通路115.43.53.157 05/28 00:24

482^F→birdy590: 真的出手搶AZ 我反而覺得是正確決策115.43.53.157 05/28 00:25

483^F→birdy590: 因為這是最短時間內衝高比例的惟一方法115.43.53.157 05/28 00:25

502^F→birdy590: eg 把日本手上多的直接買到足量從現在115.43.53.157 05/28 00:27

507^F→birdy590: 開始拼命的打這樣也只能拼三個月後解封115.43.53.157 05/28 00:27

512^F→birdy590: 就算快一點可能也要兩個月~115.43.53.157 05/28 00:28

514^F→birdy590: 有沒有人算過每拖一個月經濟損失多少?115.43.53.157 05/28 00:28

652^F→birdy590: 要發展就繼續發展啊但現在是要救火115.43.53.157 05/28 00:40

656^F→birdy590: 每拖一個月就是不得了的經濟損失115.43.53.157 05/28 00:40

Fw: [新聞] 小貨車飆速154公里被罰8千原廠打臉：新

[ joke ]281 留言, 推噓總分: +163

作者: NoPTT - 發表於 2021/05/09 09:58(3年前)

71^F→birdy590: 堅持可以的是有真的沒有開過 QQ05/09 02:57

76^F→birdy590: 麻煩真的找一台 veryca 來開開看~ 這車其實很常見05/09 02:59

78^F→birdy590: 145 應該就已經是很特殊的狀況才有辦法上去再快難想像05/09 03:00

83^F→birdy590: 公司車用這系列的應該隨便找就有~05/09 03:01

90^F→birdy590: 信不信你去問真正開過的人沒人會相信能上 15005/09 03:06

104^F推birdy590: "沒有改裝大修引擎就不行"05/09 03:12

106^F→birdy590: car 版有人經驗跟我一樣... 這車連在內線不當路隊長都難05/09 03:12

109^F→birdy590: 不識字喔好可憐05/09 03:13

114^F→birdy590: 可能以為這種車型動力很強啊 /_\ 真的是嘴巴開車05/09 03:15

117^F→birdy590: 我就講白一點公司車如果要上高速開遠一點不會借這台05/09 03:15

118^F→birdy590: 我自己的經驗是踩到底了不起 120, 而且很抖很難開05/09 03:16

120^F→birdy590: 這車的動力就不是設計來飆高速的載東西加速會更慢05/09 03:17

Fw: [新聞] 鳳梨價漲3%！每顆貴逾10元　農委會：國

[ joke ]5 留言, 推噓總分: -1

作者: haudai - 發表於 2021/03/07 18:32(3年前)

58^F推birdy590: 其實早就講過了不是嗎產季根本還沒開始03/06 21:53

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