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Some Callers Are Proper Dementor
CALL CENTER | RACINE, WI, USA | MOVIE THEATER, TOP
(I have a caller named Victor Krumm in the computer system.
I’m a Harry Potter fan.)
Me: “Okay, sir, so you’re Victor Krumm?”
Caller: “Yep, that’s me.”
Me: “Sorry, this might sound funny, but did you know that
there’s a book series called Harry Potter with a character with that name?”
(There’s a pause, as if he’s thinking, and suddenly he yells.)
Caller: “THE MUGGLES KNOW!”
(He hangs up. His wife calls a little while later to actually schedule.)
--
If world power was delineated
not according to wealth or fame
but by musical output,
Suede would be emperors.
Suede is so beautiful they could stop world wars.
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
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