Re: [心得] 第一次約炮心得分享
半夜要睡前看到這篇實在是太好笑了XDDD
基於保護原因
就不贅述詳細關係了
總之是在某版認識 (大概跟原PO同個地方吧~)
站內信聊,覺得不錯
就加了賴
後來有約出來
在他家
對了,他也是處男 (我一開始就知道)
剛好我頗喜歡他的外表
就答應這個約
你們都知道"阿處"非常的不會前戲 QQ
還好妹是屬於很容易濕的類型
他摸完幾下後就表示想督
於是妹就指引他啦~
找了半天,好不容易終於知道洞口在那裏ˊ_>ˋ
硍,結果督了幾下無法進去
立刻軟屌
當下心裡無數 OS
你軟個P 老娘要怎麼爽阿..........
這就算了
他竟然跟我說
"我來看個A片好了~這樣比較容易硬"
我 "........................"
然後他就到電腦面前開始翻他的片子.........
那副模樣我到現在都記得非常清楚。
後來在電腦前弄了半天, 跟我說 : 好了硬了
OS 老娘都快乾了!!!!
立馬衝過來繼續嘗試
然後我們就這樣無限循環了幾次...ˊ_>ˋ
(我也真夠會忍的)
在洞口前嘗試要督 → 督不進去 → 軟 → 邊看影片邊在洞口前弄 →嘗試督
→ 督不進去 →.....
最後他在洞口前射出來了=_=
乾..........
小妹只好飛奔到廁所去狂沖洗
花惹發? 這到底是什麼悲劇?
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