Re: [心得] 第一次約炮心得分享
讓我從另一個角度檢視一下
首先原po說她有這個習慣
然後某版都是胖子出沒這我想大家也有共識了
至於胖子有多胖
就是bmi值正常就會在那個版被說紙片人這麼病態的胖
所以這裡我合理懷疑原po是胖子
但這都只是懷疑而已
讓我們往下推齁
首先一開始是原po主動密早洩男的
大家也知道在胖子版男女比例失衡嚴重的情況下這根本是不可能的
那以原po這麼主動的行為
就值得我們先為她+5公斤
接著見面之後
原po主動的準備了傘要撐
這麼貼心,怎麼可能?正妹通常都是自私的
要大家為她打點好的
所以原po再加5公斤
接著原po撒嬌的要男生拿傘
還主動挽起男生的手
而男生卻寧願冒著酸雨禿頭的危險都希望盡量避免接近原po
再加5公斤
然後主動的帶著男生來到了商旅之後
又主動的先脫去身上的衣服
再主動的爬上男生身上與男生喇機
這裡是一個point齁
俗話說沒吃過豬肉也看過豬走路
每個男生從出生就存在著舔鮑的dna
何況是喇幾呢?
第一次修幹找不到洞我們可以理解
畢竟大部分的時候穴穴都是上了馬賽克的
但不會喇機實在說不過去
男生這邊的行為簡直像被奸屍一樣
接下來原po又主動幫男生樹懶叫了
男生也一聲不吭
好像在咬著牙忍耐著什麼似的
樹踹之後,原po還渴且的去追求那些洨
如此的飢餓
最後連原po希望男生可以用手摳鮑
這麼卑微的要求
都被男生徹底的否決掉
在這裡我個人認為
男生是忍辱負重的被強姦
你們仔細看一下文章的內容
那根本不是處男該有的反應
那是屍體
那是一種精神遭遇極大折磨時強迫自己進入的防衛機制
那是" 無 "的狀態
所以
大家先別扼腕為什麼自己遇不到這麼好的事
原po就是一個餓壞了卻什麼都沒爽到的胖子
腦羞成怒上來po文發洩而已
善哉
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