Re: [認真] 有沒有當老師的鄉民能給我一點意見的已回收
臭酸宅的夢遊結論
1.你最好是課任老師(只教單科)
2.在任教的班級看幾個順眼但成績普普~中上的,頂的碰不起
3.可以的話能看到個人資料就先收集,住離你租屋或住宅處越近越好
4.讓他們其中個當你的科任小老師
5.升學麻,做個分組1~3人用加分用的專題報告 ,應該的
6.請跟你的學生妹家長有點認識,電話打聲招呼也好
7.是班導師也沒關係,總有教的科目麻(回2~5) (班導比較忙...)
8.請分1、2類組前再下手,變成你操控她的類組,不是你拿手的怎麼指導?
9.報告做時間請有點安排,先短時,日子久了再拉長時間
10.推甄完女方有大學讀了,至少也還有半學期讓你吃個夠
11.辦支亞太給她,每天打給她證明你愛她,到碩士畢業都還是你的
12.畢業後她依然還是你的,你有錢有買(租?)房,照節日送點巧克力+國內外旅遊
你要她跑她還不想跑,跑不了的,怕個屁?
13.人人稱羨的職業+年輕老婆
這是以你未來要個年輕老婆為前提
如果只是玩玩到第10為止 上大學掰了就好
不要問我夢遊怎麼可以統整出13點
老師也是人,教師這個職業不是什麼聖職者,不過很多人在吃這是真實發生的
混口飯吃,但怎麼不砸碗那是另一回事,簡單來說還是那幾招
最近很紅的影片也是用同樣招數 就是"哄+騙" 真的該學學
祝你得心應手
雖然我從國小就很討厭老師這個職業,但我不私藏技術的,反正我也不是教職
臭酸宅夢遊故事刪除,反正不是重點,看上面就好
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