[大哭] 妳可以稍微關心我一下嗎......
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今天與正在上班的太太講電話
講到一半不自覺的揉揉眼睛 感覺到一陣刺痛
" 啊啊啊啊老婆我GG了啊啊!!" 我顏面扭曲閉上一隻眼睛。
" 蛤?怎麼啦?"
" 我剛剛切辣椒然後揉眼睛,現在眼睛在刺痛啊啊啊 "
" 什麼? 你剛在煮飯嗎? 在煮什麼? "
" 我說我眼睛在痛啦!!"
" 所以你煮了什麼啊~~"
" 我就切辣椒然後揉眼睛現在眼睛痛啦!!!! 妳有聽到嗎???"
" 有啊!! 我問你在煮什麼啊?"
" 我要去沖水了啦!!!! (怒掛電話)"
這位太太...........
妳能不能先關心我的眼睛啊..............
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煮好了!!
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抱歉久等了,小弟直接打一篇新文章!!
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!!! 立馬搜竹輪!!
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小弟煮的是馬鈴薯燉香腸丁~ 如果對食譜有興趣,我有在下面發文囉~
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