Re: [閒聊] 上課手機響...
※ 引述《xchewen (囧)》之銘言:
: 強者我同學(我真的不是我同學)
: 剛剛在上課時 有人手機響了
: 想了好幾聲
: 我同學就很不爽的大喊:
: 誰阿~~~哪個白痴~~還不趕快接
: 教授:喂~~
想起以前系上一個傳奇的手機故事
之前系上有位教授非常討厭上課聽到手機響
所以上他課的學生都很安分的關機或是調振動
不然就準備下學期再見到教授 ( ̄▽ ̄|||)﹏﹏
============================ 故事終於進入正題分隔線 ==========================
人算不如天算
夜路走多了也是會碰到鬼的
就有位學姐不小心忘記關機
然後手機又這麼地『不小心』響了起來
就在這個『摩門特』!! ▲
正當教授臉色開始變青(啊你是看到飄喔 ㄟ( ̄▽ ̄ ㄟ) )
慢慢地轉過身來要看是哪個不要命的
只見那位學姐非常帥氣且英勇的站起來!!
然後一個猛地轉身
將她的手機順勢用小王嫡傳的快速伸卡球
就這麼給飛出窗外去了~~~~~~~ (⊙o⊙)
沒錯!!!
就是這麼的一氣呵成
完全沒有任何的逗點或頓點
全班同學和教授都傻眼了 (⊙o⊙)
教授也就一句話也沒說的轉過身去
繼續上課
這是後話
學期末學姐還是拿到這科的學分了
好像沒有笨點喔 ( ̄▽ ̄|||)﹏﹏
跟大家鞠躬道歉 <(_ _)>
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