[哈拉] 軍旅生涯聽過最經典的屁話是甚麼?
各位小妹軍旅生涯都聽了不少鬼話,大家要不要分享一下最經典的是什麼?
自己心態好好調適?
撐下去,就是你的?
你們的成績,都會跟著你們下部隊?
不能等你一年的女孩,將來也不會真心愛你?
好像很老掉牙。我自己聽過最屁的屁話,是有一次在大兵上面靠北在軍隊很沒自由。(對,我大兵都是在寫屁話,因為在部隊時我都把靈魂留在家裡,所以根本不會有任何感想)。沒想到主任回我一句"軀體的自由不是自由,心靈的自由,才是真正的解脫"。
這讓我頓時間都不知道要怎麼屁回去。所以他是要我在監獄裡得到啓發,將一切鬱悶昇華為雲間的野鶴嗎?
這句神之屁話,讓我無法招架。之後兩篇大兵,我的功力立刻退回到只能屁天氣好熱雨好大,而主任也就輕輕鬆鬆屁我多喝水不要淋雨回來。
政戰出身果然不同凡響。
鄉民有沒有聽過什麼很有趣的廢話呢?
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