[抒發] 不敢抓壁虎的男生 會很弱嗎?
剛剛回房發現一隻壁虎
我蟑螂 蜘蛛都還敢處理
就是壁虎這軟軟的 我不敢 且每次用殺蟲劑噴 牠都不像蟑螂 蜘蛛那樣快掛點...
這次我還是我先用殺蟲劑 噴牠 想把牠趕出打開的窗戶外
但偏不從人願 牠往房間跑
我於是打開大門 想把牠趕出門外
最後把牠趕到經離門口只有2~3步了
偏偏我怎麼噴 牠都不出去
看來是寧願死在我房裡了也不想出去
最後 對面房的男生 他已經睡了
可能被我吵醒 就開門了
我說我在處理壁虎
他說抓起來就好了!
X~我就是不敢抓啊!!
他說你是想把牠趕出房間外嗎?
我說是啊!!~你有掃把借我嗎?
最後 對面房客 進他房間後 拿了兩張衛生紙
就把我地下那隻奄奄一息 躺在殺蟲劑海的壁虎給用手抓起來
往我已開的窗外一丟
就把我用了快半小時都處理不好的事 在短短1分內就解決了
總算鬆了一口氣 晚上可以放心的好好睡覺了
但現在~~我忽然覺得我自己好弱
連隻小動物都處理不好 這要怎樣保護女生哩!!
難怪我女友在幾個月前跑掉了!
--
血染征袍透甲紅 當陽誰敢與爭鋒
古來衝陣扶危主 惟有常山趙子龍
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 123.205.18.56
→
09/21 01:14, , 1F
09/21 01:14, 1F
→
09/21 01:15, , 2F
09/21 01:15, 2F
推
09/21 01:15, , 3F
09/21 01:15, 3F
→
09/21 01:16, , 4F
09/21 01:16, 4F
推
09/21 01:17, , 5F
09/21 01:17, 5F
推
09/21 01:17, , 6F
09/21 01:17, 6F
※ 編輯: shihku168 來自: 123.205.18.56 (09/21 01:17)
推
09/21 01:19, , 7F
09/21 01:19, 7F
推
09/21 01:20, , 8F
09/21 01:20, 8F
推
09/21 01:20, , 9F
09/21 01:20, 9F
推
09/21 01:22, , 10F
09/21 01:22, 10F
→
09/21 01:25, , 11F
09/21 01:25, 11F
→
09/21 01:25, , 12F
09/21 01:25, 12F
推
09/21 01:26, , 13F
09/21 01:26, 13F
→
09/21 01:27, , 14F
09/21 01:27, 14F
→
09/21 01:27, , 15F
09/21 01:27, 15F
推
09/21 01:35, , 16F
09/21 01:35, 16F
推
09/21 01:37, , 17F
09/21 01:37, 17F
→
09/21 01:40, , 18F
09/21 01:40, 18F
推
09/21 01:41, , 19F
09/21 01:41, 19F
→
09/21 01:42, , 20F
09/21 01:42, 20F
→
09/21 01:42, , 21F
09/21 01:42, 21F
→
09/21 01:43, , 22F
09/21 01:43, 22F
推
09/21 01:53, , 23F
09/21 01:53, 23F
推
09/21 02:03, , 24F
09/21 02:03, 24F
→
09/21 02:04, , 25F
09/21 02:04, 25F
推
09/21 16:41, , 26F
09/21 16:41, 26F
推
09/21 16:44, , 27F
09/21 16:44, 27F
推
09/21 16:46, , 28F
09/21 16:46, 28F
推
09/21 16:49, , 29F
09/21 16:49, 29F
→
09/21 16:50, , 30F
09/21 16:50, 30F
→
09/21 16:50, , 31F
09/21 16:50, 31F
→
09/21 16:51, , 32F
09/21 16:51, 32F
→
09/21 16:51, , 33F
09/21 16:51, 33F
→
09/21 17:01, , 34F
09/21 17:01, 34F
→
09/21 17:02, , 35F
09/21 17:02, 35F
推
09/21 17:08, , 36F
09/21 17:08, 36F
推
09/21 17:09, , 37F
09/21 17:09, 37F
推
09/21 17:23, , 38F
09/21 17:23, 38F
還有 29 則推文
推
09/21 23:21, , 68F
09/21 23:21, 68F
推
09/22 00:13, , 69F
09/22 00:13, 69F
推
09/22 00:26, , 70F
09/22 00:26, 70F
推
09/22 01:03, , 71F
09/22 01:03, 71F
推
09/22 01:27, , 72F
09/22 01:27, 72F
推
09/22 01:29, , 73F
09/22 01:29, 73F
推
09/22 01:34, , 74F
09/22 01:34, 74F
推
09/22 01:48, , 75F
09/22 01:48, 75F
推
09/22 01:50, , 76F
09/22 01:50, 76F
→
09/22 02:22, , 77F
09/22 02:22, 77F
噓
09/22 03:37, , 78F
09/22 03:37, 78F
推
09/22 06:36, , 79F
09/22 06:36, 79F
→
09/22 06:36, , 80F
09/22 06:36, 80F
→
09/22 06:37, , 81F
09/22 06:37, 81F
→
09/22 06:38, , 82F
09/22 06:38, 82F
推
09/22 08:43, , 83F
09/22 08:43, 83F
推
09/22 10:11, , 84F
09/22 10:11, 84F
→
09/22 10:32, , 85F
09/22 10:32, 85F
推
09/22 10:37, , 86F
09/22 10:37, 86F
→
09/22 10:38, , 87F
09/22 10:38, 87F
推
09/22 11:38, , 88F
09/22 11:38, 88F
推
09/22 13:14, , 89F
09/22 13:14, 89F
推
09/22 13:16, , 90F
09/22 13:16, 90F
推
09/22 15:33, , 91F
09/22 15:33, 91F
推
09/22 16:56, , 92F
09/22 16:56, 92F
推
09/22 17:02, , 93F
09/22 17:02, 93F
推
09/22 22:20, , 94F
09/22 22:20, 94F
→
09/23 17:00, , 95F
09/23 17:00, 95F
推
09/23 17:41, , 96F
09/23 17:41, 96F
推
09/25 00:34, , 97F
09/25 00:34, 97F
→
09/25 09:41, , 98F
09/25 09:41, 98F
推
09/25 10:52, , 99F
09/25 10:52, 99F
推
09/25 15:58, , 100F
09/25 15:58, 100F
→
09/25 20:51, , 101F
09/25 20:51, 101F
推
10/07 04:08, , 102F
10/07 04:08, 102F
噓
10/19 20:38, , 103F
10/19 20:38, 103F
噓
10/19 20:40, , 104F
10/19 20:40, 104F
噓
10/19 20:46, , 105F
10/19 20:46, 105F
噓
10/19 21:21, , 106F
10/19 21:21, 106F
噓
10/20 13:35, , 107F
10/20 13:35, 107F
討論串 (同標題文章)