Re: [外電] Dan Haren 在twitter上大吐真心話
※ 引述《Phater (肥特)》之銘言:
: 去年宣佈退休的Dan Haren,今天早上在twitter上連發了一串平時不為人知的真
: 心tweet:
Dan Haren的twitter真的蠻好玩的 裡面一堆看起來太閒不知道要幹嘛的發言XD
Albert Pujols caught me playing Pokemon in the produce section of my local
supermarket today. It's quite possible I need job.
被Pujols在超市抓到我在玩寶可夢...看來我需要一份工作惹
後來又補充
Oh and memo to my agent, @bvanwagenen: Pitching to Tim Tebow tomorrow DOES
NOT count as getting me a real job offer
幫明天舉辦測試會的Tebow餵球不是讓我真的得到一份工作
這則怒酸美國泳將假造搶劫事件,重點是那張圖XDD
When you fake a story about getting robbed at gunpoint and leave your boys in
Brazil to deal with it
http://imgur.com/a/DxEgQ
In the home run derby, you're not allowed to throw a pitch until the previous
ball lands..Same rule applied to me the last 4 years I pitched
在全壘打大賽的時候,你不會等到前一顆球落地才丟下一顆球,
這個規則同樣適用於過去四年我投的球
當Colon打出全壘打的時候
Career accomplishments:
150 wins
2,000 strikeouts.
Bat .200
Didn't give up a homer to Bartolo.....
退休後的生活
2 dogs, 2 walks a day, 7 days a week. So I pick up 1,456 poops a year.
Also I'll drink 912 glasses of wine & floss 4 times if the math holds
當Kevin Durant決定加入勇士的時候
A lineup of Curry-Klay-Durant-Draymond-Haren win seventy-four games and the
title.
這個人真的閒到爆炸,可以追蹤他的twitter一些蠻好笑的發言XD
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※ 編輯: ChrisDavis (1.164.23.3), 08/30/2016 21:43:01
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