[外電] Dan Haren 在twitter上大吐真心話

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去年宣佈退休的Dan Haren,今天早上在twitter上連發了一串平時不為人知的真 心tweet: Dan Haren @ithrow88 I'm on an exercise bike, bored, so here are some things about my baseball career that come to mind...... 10:01 AM - 4 Jan 2016 我現在在騎健身腳踏車,快無聊死了. 以下是我對我的棒球生涯的回憶.... I went into almost every start the last few years thinking... How the hell am I gonna get these guys out 10:03 AM - 4 Jan 2016 我最後幾年每場先發前都會苦惱我要怎樣讓打者出局 There's was atleast 3-4 times I thought the team plane was gonna crash. 10:04 AM - 4 Jan 2016 有三四次我覺得球隊包機快要墜機了 I would count out the days about a month in advance to see if I was gonna pitch in Coors field. 10:05 AM - 4 Jan 2016 我會在Coors Field先發前的一個月就開始倒數上場的日子 One of my favorite moment ever was hitting a homer off Chris carpenter. I took my time running the bases. 10:05 AM - 4 Jan 2016 我生涯中最值得回憶的一刻是從Chris Carpenter手上打全壘打. 我故意的慢慢跑壘享受 I gave up 11 runs in Toronto and got the win one time. 10:06 AM - 4 Jan 2016 我有次在Toronto丟了11分還贏球 I had to take Imodium most days I pitched to plug myself up. 10:06 AM - 4 Jan 2016 我通常在先發前要先吃止洩藥來控制自己肛門 My only superstition was to make sure I had 2 glasses of wine the night before I pitched. This ties in with the Imodium, 10:08 AM - 4 Jan 2016 我唯一的迷信是先發的前一晚要先喝兩杯酒. 這跟止洩藥一起作用更有效 I gave up so many homers cause I didn't wanna walk people. That and cause I threw 85 mph meatballs sometimes. 10:09 AM - 4 Jan 2016 我常常不願意保送打者結果被打全壘打. 當然這也跟我球速慢有關 Why the hell did Bj Upton hit so many homers off me..... This probably ties into the last tweet as well. I did much better facing Melvin 10:10 AM - 4 Jan 2016 為什麼BJ Upton打了我那麼多隻全壘打? 大概跟我前一個tweet有關吧. 他改名後就沒那 麼剋我了 I only hit like 5-7 people on purpose. 10:12 AM - 4 Jan 2016 我這一輩子大概只有故意觸身5到7個人過 My threat to retire didn't quite work last offseason 10:14 AM - 4 Jan 2016 我去年就放話說我準備退休,可是好像沒什麼人鳥我 Sometimes when the count was 3-1, I would just throw it down the middle and hope for the best. People pop up in batting practice right 10:17 AM - 4 Jan 2016 有的時候我在一好三壞時會投紅中球希望老天幫忙. 就算是打擊練習也是會有人打鳥飛嘛 When your 1st baseman is pushing 300lb's, you gotta bust your ass over. dan haren added, Anthony Rizzo @ARizzo44 How mad were you when you had to go cover 1st? @ithrow88 10:43 AM - 4 Jan 2016 當你的一壘手快300磅重時,你必須要拼命衝去一壘補位 Anthony Rizzo回應: 你去補位是有多大怨念啊? -- I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- President Barack Obama -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 136.166.156.69 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/MLB/M.1451955829.A.BBC.html

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300磅是誰?
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Rizzo:乾
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meatball!!
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300磅臭了嗎
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鳥飛好好笑XDD
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我去年就放話說我準備退休,可是好像沒什麼人鳥我 XD
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XDDD 瑞斗居然回了
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這超好 笑
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參見屎王
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看得出他很賭藍coors field
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可是好像沒什麼人鳥我XD
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你們沒發現Haren的推特帳號也很好笑嗎XDDD
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@ithrow88 XDDDD
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Rizzo躺著也中槍
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可是好像沒什麼人鳥我XDDDD
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XDXD
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Rizzo壯歸壯 但還挺靈活的
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這傢伙還滿好笑的XD
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Rizzo XDDDDDD
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我通常在先發前要先吃止洩藥來控制自己肛門 XD
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推~只這真的很好笑啊!
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Haha
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這碎碎念有夠好笑
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老人碎碎念~XDDDDD!!! 這個有市場~可以開發!!!!
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Rizzo 防守不是還不錯嗎
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還有 106 則推文
還有 1 段內文
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超好笑XDDDDDDDD
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超好笑XD
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退休無聊到發費雯XDDD
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這..小劇場XD
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※ 編輯: Phater (136.166.156.69), 01/06/2016 03:15:01

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超嘴 好好笑喔 當球評一定很好玩
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Coors那個應該是跟jim大說的一樣,是算自己會不會要投球
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人帥又嘴,根本是球評的極品XD
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他應該去當球評啦,講話超嘴砲的
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褲兒溼球場www 肛塞wwww
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話說他生涯早期球速多少啊? 記得他以前SO/9很高啊#印象派
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Haren早期也不是速球派啦 當年以SFF為主攻的時代差
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不多就low-90 改練切球後球速越來越慢
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還有Anthony Rizzo應該不是他口中300磅的一壘手吧?XD
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真的超好笑~~~
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pushing 翻 逼近
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笑死 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Rizzo: .......
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查了一下, Rizzo也才240lbs, 這不算逼近吧?...
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滿誠懇的告白
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就嘴砲誇大法啊
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其實也沒多高,最高那三年在08-10,也差不多就8.多吧XD
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也是那陣子卡特開始逐年上升XD速球也是一年比一年慢XD
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創一個twitter叫ithrow60去回應他不知道他會有什麼反
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老磨牙表示:(大霧
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內心小劇場太有喜感了www
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Rizzo 哈哈
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我去年就放話說我準備退休,可是好像沒什麼人鳥我XDDDDDD
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應該不是Rizzo回應,他是先發的,是Haren回應他
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有夠嘴XDD
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第六點超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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有趣XDDDD
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