Re: [爆卦] 周芷萱:當年被蘇美公然性騷擾的時候...消失
※ 引述《his9726 (科科)》之銘言:
: 我是周芷萱,這應該是我第一次在八卦版發文XD真是害羞。
芷若啊……
你是社會運動玩太多了,左傾幼稚病已經病入膏肓了是嗎?
很抱歉我得說點實話:
蘇美那是放地圖砲沒錯,我也不認同他的說法。
可是從一個男性的主觀立場出法,我根本不覺得有人會想騷擾你啊!
如果今天性別反轉過來吧,
肥宅我,去飲料店,買杯飲料的時候飲料店正妹找錢的時候,
正妹不小心碰到我的手了。
就在正妹心中滴血想著爲了工作必須忍受的時候,
肥宅我卻先大聲喊起:「飲料店小妹竟然性騷擾我!可惡啊!」
芷若你覺得如何呢?
你覺得我這個又沒錢又沒外貌的肥宅,人家會有這種主觀意圖嗎?
說別人性騷擾之前,芷若你先治治自己的女權幼稚病吧。
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網上總有人說,
肥宅何不降低眼光看看龍妹呢!
可是肥宅我的經驗是,
正妹好歹拒絕我都還給足面子讓我有臺階下:對不起,我沒時間耶……
那句對不起讓肥宅我心都融化了!讓正妹抱歉我心中都難過起來了。
反而某些龍妹敏感激動得要死,
說個兩句話就嫌我噁心以爲我要追她!
(是某些,不是全部。我自己外貌也不怎樣也知道同情同類的。)
人活到一定歲數眞的會從「素樸社會主義」式的「左傾幼稚病」中覺悟出來!
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摘一段也被女性主義者罵過的亨利米勒《南回歸線》(Tropic of Capricorn)吧。
他的屄分類學好歹多樣有趣些。
啊這是已作古的亨利米勒說的,別說是我性騷擾啊!
There are cunts which laugh and cunts which talk; there are crazy,
hysterical cunts shaped like ocarinas and there are planturous,
seismographic cunts which register the rise and fall of sap; there are
cannibalistic cunts which open wide like the jaws of the whale and swallow
alive; there are also masochistic cunts which close up like the oyster and
have hard shells and perhaps a pearl or two inside; there are dithyrambic
cunts which dance at the very approach of the penis and go wet all over in
ecstasy; there are the porcupine cunts which unleash their quills and wave
little flags at Christmas time; there are telegraphic cunts which practice
the Morse code and leave the mind full of dots and dashes; there are the
political cunts which are saturated with ideology and which deny even the
menopause; there are vegetative cunts which make no response unless you
pull them up by the roots; there are the religious cunts which smell like
Seventh Day Adventists and are full of beads, worms, clamshells, sheep
droppings and now and then dried bead crumbs; there are the mammalian cunts
which are lined with otter skin and hibernate during the long winter; there
are cruising cunts fitted out like yachts, which are good for solitaries
and epileptics; there are glacial cunts in which you can drop shooting stars
without causing a flicker; there are miscellaneous cunts which defy category
or description, which you stumble on once in a lifetime and which leave you
seared and branded; there are cunts made of pure joy which have neither name
nor antecedent and these are the best of all, but whither have they flown?
好吧幫芷若你罵一下:
亨利米勒好壞壞!怎麼可以對有思想的女生不敬!壞死了!
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