Re: [新聞] 統神「女兒又不能用」嚇到女來賓!已刪文
※ 引述《an94mod0 (灯露家的小蠟燭)》之銘言:
: 統神則語出驚人:「不可能,如果我是你爸一定不會住家裡,整個
: 家裡都是女生,那女生又不能用!我當然住外面啊!」全場瞬間錯愕。
: 對方反問統神:「對自己女兒會用戀愛的心情去看嗎?」統神秒答:「有可能啊!有可能
: 會有反應,要講這麼明白嗎!」現場立刻出聲直呼:「如果你生女兒,看女兒的裸體勃起
: ,你真的是畜生,畜生中的畜生。」
黑棘皮豬從頭到尾都在講大實話啊
可能有些人平常謊話聽習慣了
聽到實話立刻覺得生理不適
爸爸有沒有可能用色色的眼光看女兒?
廢話當然有可能啊
不然為什麼新北鬼父這麼多
統肥沒生女兒
甚至還不知道自己會不會起反應
就抱著防患於未然的心態說會搬出去住
他這是完全沒抱著半點僥倖
用最嚴的標準去保護女兒遠離自己潛在的獸性耶
有多少人能為了保護女兒
連自己都當成潛在危險去防的?
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