Re: [閒聊] 哈利波特有麻瓜的知識怎麼不去搶把槍?已回收
來回應一下好了
麻瓜打巫師 基本是被虐的分
巫師不是只會放蠢蠢的咒語
他們是有『結界』魔法的
像是隱藏結界：月台 斜角巷 霍格華茲
驅人結界：魁地奇大賽
結界會使人永遠只看的到表面或是想到要事而立刻離開
而且不被科技偵測 畢竟麻瓜從未發現過巫師建築
衛星照片都拍不到 我都懷疑巫師住異空間咧
就算有麻瓜發現 那又如何?
根本不可能打仗
別忘了你家首長旁都有巫師臥底
想打仗第一個就他GG
然後發現魔法的麻瓜 很快就有魔法部的人去處理記憶
基本上巫師想去哪就去哪 想躲你也抓不到
完全是天生當恐怖分子的料
你看食死人搞遊行 破大橋
結果麻瓜只記得龍卷風
所以搞不好連大範圍催眠魔法都有
別說洗腦國家元首
叫弗雷喬治弄個帶超弱催眠魔法的電視量產
然後拿去做電視牆放川普的競選廣告
連一國總理都能操作咧 反正麻瓜沒魔抗
但是這些 純魔法師想不到
所以最危險的巫師 是那些麻瓜出身的人啊...!
想到洗腦金正恩請他按按鈕 嘻嘻
所以才嚴禁巫師對麻瓜下手啊
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