Re: [閒聊] 魔獸 電影版已回收
原文恕刪。
看到原文說綠皮混蛋跑去結婚丟下部落給中二吼,忍不住要澄清一下。
以下有雷魔獸世界各版本和官方小說劇情。
我們薩滿是很nice的,雖然綠皮混蛋因為是獸人nice要打點折扣,但他真不是自願想丟下
部落不管。
是那千錯萬錯都該由他負責的之翼的錯,他飛出地深之源給艾澤拉斯造出巨大的傷口,綠
皮混蛋跟大地之環沒即時處理足男也不用打4.0了,綠皮混蛋是處在不得不去的立場上。
至於為何酋長要給中二吼呢?
其實3.0時綠皮混蛋內心有幾個人選。
凱恩.血蹄,這頭牛被自己人暗算死在和中二吼的決鬥中。
小薩魯法爾,身為武器戰卻衝鋒開王然後被巫妖王秒殺了。
老薩魯法爾,死了兒子心灰意冷不幹了。
左看右看,有背景,有戰功(雖然沒老薩魯法爾幫忙擦屁股根本建不了),被認同的就剩一
個中二吼。
雷克薩是混血,沒背景,沃金是食人妖,暗矛人太少發言力度不足,阿強新來的,希瓦那
斯,怕是連綠皮混蛋都不信任她了。
最後綠皮混蛋只有中二吼一擇了,哈哈,所以才說部落沒人才=3=
事實上中二吼接管就管了,但中二吼搞錯很多事。
一,這個部落不是只有獸人的部落。
二,大家都忙著打之翼讓他負責,只有中二吼開了一堆額外戰線,就連那個除了腦袋有點
不清楚什麼都好的普勞克摩爾女士都打。
三,打就打卻跑去用亞煞拉懼的力量,哪像英明神武的瓦哥,開口就對煞能說NO
說真的中二吼還真是自找的,不干綠皮混蛋什麼事。
所以,榮耀歸於聯盟!!
Glory for the Alliance!!!!
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大貓饒命,搓爐石。
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所以還是之翼的錯,是他給了綠皮混蛋理由
之翼出來面對!
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主要是貝恩剛接任牛頭人酋長,他也沒戰功沒資歷
這時候的他還是個小人物...
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