[推薦] 大王饒命
呂小魚揉了揉眼睛：“呂樹，我困了，你給我講故事哄我睡覺吧。”
不講，多大的孩子了還要聽故事？”呂樹撇撇嘴。
“來自呂小魚的負面情緒值，+199！”
“呂樹，你變了！你以前……”
“停停停……變個屁的變，講！”呂樹都無語了，整天就知道念這一句，確實，以前
在孤兒院的時候，呂樹就給呂小魚講故事來著。
呂樹坐在呂小魚的床邊給她掖了掖被子，想了半天也不知道講啥，該講的故事都講完
了啊。
“額，從前有座山，山裏有座廟……”呂樹剛說完，就發現床上躺著的呂小魚開始冷
笑……
“呂樹，你又準備那這個糊弄我？你變了……”
“聽我講完！從前有座山，山裏有座廟，廟裏有個老和尚，長的真是俏！俏也不爭春
，只把春來報，待到山花爛漫時，他在叢中笑！”呂樹自己都樂了：“哈哈哈，這個你沒
聽過吧！”
呂小魚：“？？？”
“來自呂小魚的負面情緒值，+399……”
(呂小魚10歲)
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