Re: [心情] 不只是鳳梨酥好嗎
不知道該怎麼安慰妳,我老婆以前也有一樣的困擾
有什麼好吃的都會被我秒殺-.-溝通很久以後
我現在強忍著想把東西吃掉的慾望,留給老婆吃
但她不趕快吃完,對我而言又是一種折磨 T_T
我小時候常去科博館,現在科博館對面多了植物園
植物園的最底層有熱帶雨林的生物區
裡面有一個水箱是隔成兩塊的,一邊是魚;一邊是食人魚...
妳不給他吃,他就像食人魚一樣會很痛苦
妳在家裡放他有興趣的食物,他就會克制不住衝動 T_T
如果妳非要想辦法解決的話
1.弄一個保險箱,或有鎖的箱子,只有一起吃的時候才可以打開
2.買來的食物貼上10倍標價,說好如果吃掉就要依標價付款,但如果妳在就不用付錢
3.在食物裡放一些會讓肚子痛痛的藥,跟他說只有我才有解藥(或我才知道哪個沒下藥)
4.買食物都買超大量,例如說鳳梨酥就買個兩噸,我相信他絕對會留一噸以上給妳吃
5.專門買他不喜歡的食物,最好是他厭惡的食物
6.不要留吃的了,妳就把它嗑光吧~不就兩塊鳳梨酥嗎?留著等慶功啊?
7.請其他版友幫忙補充
謝謝大家
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