Re: [討論] 女朋友愛吃我的精液
洨可不可以養顏美容,
說真的眾說紛紜啦...
我每次都被我太太惡搞,
拿內射完後擦過的衛生紙塗我的臉,
感覺我皮膚也沒變比較好。
但是有一點倒是頗不科學的...
自從我女兒出生後,
我一個很要好的朋友私底下告訴我拿洨去塗女兒的睫毛,
他會變得長長翹翹的很漂亮,
我本來也不信,
但是天天塗不到兩個禮拜真的就看到了果效,
http://ppt.cc/SCXa
附圖吧...不然等等底下又有人會推文說我沒有女兒...
沒想到回應這麼熱烈,
我再補幾張我女兒的圖吧..
http://ppt.cc/KLhU
http://ppt.cc/w6~B
另外我老婆是從頭到尾都知情的,
有時候睡覺前我太累忘記她還會幫我代勞,
純粹是試驗性質,
發現效果真的不錯。
可能我跟我太太都理組畢業的也沒覺得哪裡怪怪的,
還有阿,
假使小時候被餵洨我長大可以長的跟湯姆克魯斯一樣,
站在我個人的立場,
我是很樂意吃我老爸的洨啦,
絕不唬爛,
反正三歲之前幾乎都沒記憶,
長大以後又不用去那人醜吃草,
怎樣都划算阿!
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教我的是某個北醫畢業的高中同學好唄!
當初小孩剛生他來我家慶賀,
有跟我說母奶塗睫毛小孩子的睫毛會變長,
因為母奶裡面有豐富的生長激素,
然後我就順口問了一句...那洨勒?
他低頭沉思了許久,
最後回我...理論來說應該一樣吧!
後來經過我驗證在我女兒身上是真的頗有用,
雖然樣本數明顯不足,
但我是真的做過實驗後得到的結果,
而且我是拿乾淨的睫毛刷幫我女兒刷上去,
樣本也都有像母乳一樣丟冰箱冷藏,
基本來說應該也還蠻衛生的...
不要說我是在"亂教"咩,
我聽了好傷心。
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