Fw: [問卦] 朋友的女友胸部很大該怎麼辦?
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1JeO1rRw ]
作者: haudai (低調) 看板: joke
標題: Fw: [問卦] 朋友的女友胸部很大該怎麼辦?
時間: Wed Jun 18 20:05:08 2014
※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1JeNWB8X ]
原PO->作者: jojosin (救救~~信) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 朋友的女友胸部很大該怎麼辦?
時間: Wed Jun 18 19:29:12 2014
※ 引述《bsd44lite (無心插柳柳橙汁)》之銘言:
: 以前我也有這樣的困擾
: 跟大胸部年輕女生說話不知道目光要擺哪
: 如果看眼睛,眼角餘光會看到胸部
: 我會很不自在
: 所以只好頭轉一邊不要看她
: 她如果問的話,我只好老實告訴她
: 因為 Honesty is the best policy.
作者: jojosin
幹你媽勒,這個問我這個魯蛇就對了
朋友的馬子胸部大怎麼辦
當然不能一直盯著看
幹你媽勒一定會被發現的,搞不好連朋友都沒得做
那到底怎麼做呢
幹你媽勒,鄉民這麼愛幻想,當然是用幻想的啊
來先教你一招
首先先找你朋友跟他馬子去吃熱炒
注意記得點一道菜叫龍珠
吃飯的時候記得灌你朋友酒,看能把他灌多醉就多醉
這時候要不定時偷喵嫂子的胸部
把她狠狠的存在你腦海
當你朋友喝醉的時候一定常跑厠所
他多跑幾次的時候
記得跟嫂子說你朋友好像不舒服,嫂子你去看一下他
注意重點來了
要注意時間不能讓他們發現你在幹嘛
人都不在了,趕緊把嫂子的杯子拿來舔
然候左手拿一顆龍珠,放在你的左大腿
假裝那是奶頭,一邊摳,一邊舔杯子
幹你媽的爽啦
最後等你朋友回來,換你去上厠所
趕緊打個一槍,把他射在那顆龍珠上
幹你媽的爽啦
先寫到這裡
改天在交你如何偷聞內褲
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