Fw: [問卦] 朋友的女友胸部很大該怎麼辦?
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作者: jojosin (救救~~信) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 朋友的女友胸部很大該怎麼辦?
時間: Wed Jun 18 19:29:12 2014
※ 引述《bsd44lite (無心插柳柳橙汁)》之銘言:
: 以前我也有這樣的困擾
: 跟大胸部年輕女生說話不知道目光要擺哪
: 如果看眼睛,眼角餘光會看到胸部
: 我會很不自在
: 所以只好頭轉一邊不要看她
: 她如果問的話,我只好老實告訴她
: 因為 Honesty is the best policy.
幹你媽勒,這個問我這個魯蛇就對了
朋友的馬子胸部大怎麼辦
當然不能一直盯著看
幹你媽勒一定會被發現的,搞不好連朋友都沒得做
那到底怎麼做呢
幹你媽勒,鄉民這麼愛幻想,當然是用幻想的啊
來先教你一招
首先先找你朋友跟他馬子去吃熱炒
注意記得點一道菜叫龍珠
吃飯的時候記得灌你朋友酒,看能把他灌多醉就多醉
這時候要不定時偷喵嫂子的胸部
把她狠狠的存在你腦海
當你朋友喝醉的時候一定常跑厠所
他多跑幾次的時候
記得跟嫂子說你朋友好像不舒服,嫂子你去看一下他
注意重點來了
要注意時間不能讓他們發現你在幹嘛
人都不在了,趕緊把嫂子的杯子拿來舔
然候左手拿一顆龍珠,放在你的左大腿
假裝那是奶頭,一邊摳,一邊舔杯子
幹你媽的爽啦
最後等你朋友回來,換你去上厠所
趕緊打個一槍,把他射在那顆龍珠上
幹你媽的爽啦
先寫到這裡
改天在交你如何偷聞內褲
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