作者: egochentw (PAPAMAN) 看板: joke
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張良有一天到橋上散步
看到橋上有一個老人
老人看著迎面而來的張良
對張良說:『年輕人,我鞋子掉了。可以幫我撿一下嗎?』
張良二話不說,把老人踢下橋,
老人瘋狂的划水遊到岸上,張良又把老人踢下水裡,
老人一陣心驚,心想哪來的混蛋王八羔子,沒淹死也被踢死!
便深呼一口氣潛入水下,抱膝以水母漂之勢順流而下,
漂浮了一段時間,才掙扎著遊到岸邊,走到岸上赫然發現自己的鞋子浮在淺水區,
老人開心的檢起鞋子,沒想到一抬頭又見張良!!!!
老人大駭...........
張良:「這不是撿到了嗎?」
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