[趣事] 一場怪夢
今天早上我吃了一個鮪魚土司,導致我作了這個夢。
我夢到我朋友跟我被綁架,被一群魚類綁架,而且還被雙手反綁。
魚類的老大開口:『很喜歡吃鮪魚是不是!蛤?』語畢,用魚尾呼了我跟我朋友一巴掌
那些魚,鼻子都很尖很長,很明顯的是旗魚。 阿我吃鮪魚是關牠們屁事阿!這感覺像是
我吃雞腿,卻被一群豬綁架凌虐一樣。
魚類老大又開口:先捅死長的比較帥的那一個
我心想:死定了,我馬上要死了,所以我就閉上眼睛……一分鐘後………我張開眼睛,死
的是…我朋友。
雖然我活下來了,但,感覺很差。
我朋友此時還有一口氣在,我趕緊將耳朵貼過去,我猜他要叫我幫他報仇,因為他今天早
上是吃火腿蛋吐司,根本沒鮪魚。他一邊吐血一邊說:嘿……嘿嘿……我…我……比你…
…帥…嘿嘿……
講完這句,他就斷氣了,但他在笑。
我當場傻眼。
夢到了最恐怖的地方,人就會驚醒,我在同時也醒了。
後來我想想,旗魚哥之所以認為我朋友帥,一定是因為我朋友長的像魚,想到這點,我心
中踏實了不少。
但為什麼我會在意一尾旗魚的判斷阿!!!!
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