[笑話] 老婆與黑咖啡
剛剛與老婆一起喝著咖啡,我看著手中最愛的黑咖啡一陣沉思後
"老婆,我覺得妳真像是一杯黑咖啡啊!!"
"討厭~~你是說我嘗起來既香醇又濃烈,細細品嘗還可以感受到咖啡豆因產地及烘焙程度
的不同,而有不同深度的果香及酸苦層次,所以像是你最愛的黑咖啡一樣嗎?"
"我是說妳不甜又沒奶..."
不說了,傷口又開始流血了,奇怪今天救護車怎麼叫了這麼久還沒到...
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⊙ 自幼受過極嚴格的中國武術訓練。
⊙ 會說世界上二十多種語言,包括幾種非洲土語以及一種西藏康巴族的鼓語。
⊙ 在我的一生當中,見過許多不可思議的事物。但是其中再沒有一件比眼前這件還要離
奇,還要詭異的了。
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