Re: [笑話] 徵求很髒的黃色笑話
某國王一時興起,在深夜裡來到死牢,
命隨從搖醒一名死囚並對他說:
「你若能拔掉山上那隻母老虎的牙齒,
再跟城裡那守寡五十年的老太婆溫存,
就能無條件獲得釋放!」
死囚在睡夢中朦朦朧朧、迷迷糊糊答應了 ......
翌日,眾人與死囚一同往山上出發,只見死囚勇敢地衝入老虎穴中,
眾人在洞穴外先是聽到一陣打鬥咆哮聲,接著就是老虎的嗚咽聲 ......
不久,死囚很威風地走出了洞穴,他緊接著問那國王說:
「好了,請問接下來等著我拔牙的老太婆在哪裡呢?」
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