Re: [耍冷] 大和尚和小和尚渡河
曾經,有一個老和尚和一個小和尚,兩個人雲遊四海修行。 路途中,面對一個深及腰下
的河流,正要涉水而過時,看見岸邊站著一位穿著美麗衣裳的姑娘。修行人本來就是要普
渡眾生的,所以老和尚二話不說,自告奮勇抱姑娘過河。過河後,就分道揚鑣了。
接下來,師徒沉默地繼續行走。他們行走過一座大山,小和尚終於按耐不主而開口問了師
父:「師父,您一直告戒我們,出家人不可近女色,可是剛剛您破戒了」
老和尚其實了然於心,早就知道小和尚心中的疑問,所以,早就胸有成竹地有了答案。
老和尚面帶微笑地說:「徒弟,沒有錯,為師的我是犯了戒。但是,過了那條河,我就把
那個女人在那個河邊放下了,難道你的心中還抱著她嗎?」
小和尚:可是你還硬著
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