[耍冷] 大和尚和小和尚渡河
看板joke作者nonlycherng (mister nonlycherng)時間7年前 (2016/09/23 07:40)推噓35(35推 0噓 2→)留言37則, 36人參與討論串1/18 (看更多)
曾經，有一個老和尚和一個小和尚，兩個人雲遊四海修行。 路途中，面對一個深及腰下的河流，正要涉水而過時，看見岸邊站著一位穿著美麗衣裳的姑娘。修行人本來就是要普渡眾生的，所以老和尚二話不說，自告奮勇抱姑娘過河。過河後，就分道揚鑣了。
接下來，師徒沉默地繼續行走。他們行走過一座大山，小和尚終於按耐不主而開口問了師父：「師父，您一直告戒我們，出家人不可近女色，可是剛剛您破戒了」
老和尚其實了然於心，早就知道小和尚心中的疑問，所以，早就胸有成竹地有了答案。 老和尚面帶微笑地說：「徒弟，沒有錯，為師的我是犯了戒。但是，過了那條河，我就把那個女人在那個河邊放下了，難道你的心中還抱著她嗎？」
小和尚：可是剛剛旁邊明明就有橋啊 你幹嘛跑去硬要抱人家喇
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