[笑話] 基因突變
在一個黑人部落裡來了一個白人醫生
白人醫生幫黑人們治病
贏得大家的愛戴
幾個月過去了
黑人酋長的老婆懷孕生下了一個白寶寶
酋長一看到就氣急敗壞地去找白人醫生理論
「醫生你最好給我說清楚為甚麼我老婆會生下白寶寶
否則今晚就叫族人把你抓起來煮來吃!」
醫生急忙解釋:
「別緊張別緊張,這個只是基因突變而已。
你看窗戶外面那群白羊啊,
裡面竟然也生了一隻黑羊寶寶呢!」
酋長突然口氣緩和下來
「我懂了我懂了,既然這樣,你不說我也不說,這事我就不追究了。」
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原文在八卦板已經被刪掉了
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