[笑話] 取你狗命
一富翁正在遛狗,一個殺手從草叢裡竄出来,啪啪兩槍把狗打死了。
富翁大怒:你殺我的狗幹什麼?
殺手冷笑一聲:有人花500萬,讓我取了你的狗命!!
富翁看著殺手,激動地握住他手說:
你的國文老師是誰?
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