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看板joke作者BetaGal (Betagal笑話,曲高和寡)時間17年前 (2007/02/13 11:15)推噓134(135推 1噓 13→)留言149則, 146人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
孔子周遊列國的時候,因為很窮,所以偶爾必須和弟子一樣用走的
有一天他們到齊國的城門口時,一個不小心,孔子紐到腳了
子路見狀,便背起孔子到附近的客棧休息休息
子路要孔子先暫時熱敷一下,就跑去藥材店幫孔子抓藥
孔子於是叫店小二準備一盆熱水讓他熱敷
想不到齊國有不少當年和孔子是拜把的朋友們,一聽到孔子來到此地,紛紛跑來探望老朋友
問題是孔子重禮,在朋友面前脫光鞋子熱敷,成何體統!!
於是只好忍著疼痛和朋友們話家常
久逢知己千杯少,那群朋友不知道孔子有傷在身,和孔子是一聊就停不下來
到了晚上八九點才走
這下可慘了,孔子的腳,腫的跟個小饅頭似的
子路回來看到大驚曰:老師,你怎麼沒有照我講的去熱敷呢!!
孔子嘆了口氣曰:
"有朋自遠方來,不易熱敷...."
PS:紐到腳的朋友們,記得是要先冰敷在熱敷,千萬不可以學子路喔
PS2:各位看板的朋友記得是"扭到"不是"鈕到",千萬不可以學Betagal喔
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