Re: 「世說月星語」
世說月星語(六)
月星伯為文訕笑衝撞將軍其髮非實,然國中之人亦訕笑月星伯,禿髮非孝,
其髮非實,此乃古人云:「訕笑人,人恆訕笑之。」
月星伯其髮雖禿,然亦有些許,隨日漸長,雖視危髮為珍,
然其為人貪婪小氣,貪小便宜,欲尋恩慈髮匠,為其整髮。
某日,見一佈告,髮匠學徒欲尋一真人頭,練其髮技,不收銀兩,
唯需以一物為替。月星伯見機不可失,以電鴿傳訊曰:「吾欲整髮,
吾雖盛名伶人,亦為伶人班主,然,吾阮囊羞澀也,
若吾攝其店況以為換,何如?」店主約:「吾等乃非貪才之輩,此乃練髮技爾,
平日,丐幫求其剃髮,雖為丐幫,髒爛無比,吾等仍盡心以待,況汝?」
月星伯聞知,大喜,駕赤腳鐵馬往之。然月星伯如國中人皆知,非善類也!
雖得其店主好處,然亦未善待店主與學徒。整髮間,迫其眾髮匠、學徒觀其文圖。
月星伯為文,文筆不通,筆調差勁,文白不分,不知典故;
其圖,筆調粗劣,色調俗豔、乏善可陳,且皆為月星伯面也,
偶穿其坦胸露背,搔首弄姿之畫,實則下流至極。
髮畢,又自云:「此店家真善心人也,吾變新髮,改頭換面,俊美無比,
恐潘安見吾,亦羞赧而死!」然月星伯未知恩圖報,尚迫店家觀其圖文,實可惡也!
俗諺云:請神容易送神難,況月星伯?難上加難,難如登天。
聞月星伯迫善心店家觀其圖文,故有所感,是以為記。
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