Re: 「世說月星語」
世說月星語(五)
孝經有云:「身體髮膚,受之父母,不敢毀傷,孝之始也」
然月星伯,何人也?蓋礦世奇人也,未毀傷其髮,唯見齒危髮禿,
世人皆稱其禿髮,非孝也!謠言頓起,流傳國中,如三人成虎,
月星伯蓋以孝子自稱,不容鄉民異言,然禿髮之言四散,不勝其擾,
故尋其髮匠,整頓其髮。
恰時,報馬衙臺欲尋一禿髮者,藉以整髮端正國中風氣,見月星伯,
禿髮伶人,後腦灰白,頭皮浮現,雖遍尋國中,未有禿髮醜陋如月星伯者,
小報馬回報衙臺曰:「吾等便尋國中,雖遇禿髮時有三四,但未有禿髮醜陋如月星伯,
其頭髮稀疏,頭蓋扁平,頭皮灰白,故吾等薦小伶月星伯,為整髮典範。」
故取月星伯,棄他者。
是日,報馬衙臺招髮匠、攝魂師,備大攝魂器,欲攝月星伯影。
待髮匠慧心妙手,施以小計,灰白頭皮頓生黑髮,鋪天蓋地而來,
月星伯欣喜若狂,自云:「吾見鏡中我,喜悅淡然,若他者見吾一面,
必通體舒暢,世間美男,莫不過此!」
然,此髮非髮也!月星伯未見真我,執著皮相,
況此鏡中人,皮相不佳,何苦執著?
月星伯受困於禿髮之言,久不釋懷,雖施以小計,遮掩其實,
然禿髮如影隨形,終生以待。且月星伯以文訕笑衝撞大將軍,其髮非實,遭人羞辱,
然,月星伯,汝之髮,何實如?
閱月星伯訕笑衝撞大將軍,有所感,是以為記。
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