「世說月星語」
既然不能吐ㄋㄐ,那月星伯就是唯一選擇了~唉!
月星伯小傳(一)
月星伯,不知何許人也,因其名呼應其人,鄉民取其字,尊稱〝伯〞
為其號,故以號行。
月星伯生於美麗之島東,大洋太平,大千婆娑;
小村龍田,民風純樸,此村乃倭人具規模之移民村,
往來阡陌,井然有序,時人莫不受其影響。唯月星伯特立獨行,
腦中思緒混沌,毫無規章可循,從其圖文可略見一般。
月星伯稱其外表俊美,貌似流氏得滑,每一出遊,必有痴男怨女遠以凝視,近以褻玩,
令其不勝其擾,後暴露體態,坦胸露背,姿態撩人,自云令世俗男女皆已瘋狂相競。
然其心如止水,不受塵染,於文告其痴男怨女:勿為念,
吾乃人間不可得之物,為其晶瑞以為掛。
某日,一男子為其居室改換門面,月星伯許以攝其影像為其播送,以為交換。然其影像
皆為月星伯騷首弄姿,喃喃自語,不知其所云,而此丁未得其實報,
只得一酬語—馬蚤馬蚤的。
蓋天下人種各色,皆一般也!唯月星伯蒼松傲立,睥睨此世,莫不受鄉民之景仰,
其言行,為鄉民所宗,擇其精華,廣為傳頌。
月星伯雖為世間奇人,卻未見其傳,故參其言行,閱其日誌,酌以鄉民所言,
為其立傳,不枉月星伯人間一回。
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