[聽錯] 小姐,有沒有潤滑液
中午利用午休,到附近的屈臣氏走走,正在拿著商品問店員折扣數的時候,
有一位先生走了進來、用著不小的音量,
直接問店員:「小姐,有沒有潤滑液?」
這位先生語氣之自然、態度之大方,我內心微微一驚。
女店員還很專業又鎮定地問:哪一種潤滑液呢?
先生:就我女朋友那個太乾(比劃一陣)
好吧,大家都成年人了,這樣應該就懂了。
店員尷尬地看看我,我點頭示意讓店員先去幫他。
後來店員走回來繼續跟我解釋,什麼折扣什麼的,
那個先生一手拿著潤滑液,另一手拿著手機,應該是拍給女友確認之後有問題。
那位先生有點害羞的說:
「那個,其實我女朋友是皮膚太乾,要買一般的潤膚乳液。」
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