[大哭] 蛋,絕對不要微波~!
【手機排版傷眼見諒】
一月中某日 宵夜時間
老爹找房間看書的我吃宵夜
我便想到冰箱有朋友送的好吃茶葉蛋 便拿去微波爐想要加熱
沒知識也要有常識 沒常識但是我有看電視
雞蛋要有裂縫才可以放進微波爐 否則它會爆開
微波時間轉個不到一分鐘
我就先跑回桌前繼續整理筆記
突然『呯!』一聲
嚇了一跳 心裡想著
天啊我的蛋爆了!Why!!!!!!!!!!(內心尖叫)
驚跳起來的瞬間 看到跟老媽在客廳看電視的老爸也跳起來往廚房衝
腦中瞬間閃過"死了! 要被罵了Q口Q|||"
「是蛋啦!!!」趨緩一下三人心情(含我自己) 期望著只有蛋爆 微波爐和房子沒事並繼續跑著 QWQQQ
後來觀察微波爐...
外觀看來仍完好無缺 只是我的蛋已經化為粉塵去了...
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【後記一】
回到客廳的老爸:
「我以為爆炸時你人站在微波爐邊」(看著電視默默地說)
OS:謝謝親愛的老爸 原來你跑的這麼急是因為擔心我 不是要看房子有沒有被我燒掉....
【後記二】
回客廳繼續看連戲劇的老媽:
「你很想繼續當電器終結者對吧?上次那個電鍋被你煮一次飯就壞了(笑)」
我:我沒印象我有把電鍋弄壞過啊 小時候煮過不少次不是嗎 (認真澄清) ><
母:不,你有。(辯解無效)
【後記三】後來我又拿了兩顆茶葉蛋出來改用瓦斯爐隔水加熱
終於圓滿吃到我心心念念的茶葉蛋
然後和送我蛋的朋友訴說我吃蛋的辛苦歷程
結果
http://i.imgur.com/1hmyX7G.jpg
【後記四】
隔天晚上
老媽:女兒啊微波爐今天只發熱都不旋轉了 還因為受熱不均破了一個盤子^▽^+
我:痾......所以要除舊佈新了嗎?
老媽:整台都是白鐵材質的很難買欸!!
快點去把被你炸飛的旋轉支架找出來啦!!\w/!!
(事發至今滿一個月了,支架沒找到,微波爐也就沒法轉至今...)
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被你發現了!!其實我超喜歡蛋料理,尤其是半熟蛋,所以在炸開後本來不甘心想要找蛋白碎片也好,結果真的真的真的只有粉末...
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