Re: [聽錯] 小姐您貴姓?
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: 我們家的姓氏不少見,但從小到大遇過同姓的同學也不超過5個。
: 但真的蠻多人姓的姓氏,至少我就認識一二十個...(叔叔伯伯姑姑堂兄弟姊妹....)
: 寫出來也大家都會念,但是每當遇到自報家門的時候,總會是困擾的開始:
: 例一、超商取貨時:
: 我:您好我要領取網購的商品。
: 店員:好的,小姐請問您貴姓?
: 我:胡
: 店員:....(查詢中),小姐請問口天吳嗎?
: 我:是古月胡......
: 例二、電話訂位時:
: 我:您好我要訂位
: 服務員:好的小姐請問貴姓?
: 我:胡,古月胡
: 服務員:好的,古小姐請問幾位?
: 我:.....是胡)))))))(尾音拉長....)
: 其實會懷疑是不是自己讀音的問題,但是詢問過家族人後發現,
: 我~真的不是個案啊!!!
: 請問我該怎麼說...才能讓人更明瞭呢?
你說的這個我也常遇到耶
但我是〝盧〞
每次瘋狂拉長音對方還是覺得是吳不然就是胡還有魯,最慘的是常被寫錯
狀況一〝廬〞小姐
店員:請問怎麼寫?
我:三顧茅廬的廬去掉蓋子
一看發現蓋子還在阿阿阿!!!
狀況二〝蘆〞小姐
對話同上,一看到都聽到對方的國文老師在哭了
狀況三〝ㄌㄨˊ〞小姐
店員:請問怎麼寫?
我:盧溝橋的盧(沒有什麼蓋子不總不會錯了吧)
店員:盧溝橋是什麼?
我:那...寫注音吧,ㄌ~ㄨ~二聲
(國文老師跟歷史老師抱在一起痛哭)
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※ 編輯: loveWani (114.37.215.81), 06/11/2014 02:05:03
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