[大哭] 有點噁有點閃...第一次拜見對方家長

看板StupidClown作者 (YU)時間10年前 (2014/01/24 04:15), 編輯推噓79(79推 0噓 16→)
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第一次到閃光家，內心十分緊張，希望和他的家人能夠相處融洽。一身淑女打扮，言行舉止謙謙有禮，盡可能呈現自己最好的一面，就是希望能夠留下好印象。 茶餘飯後突然想大便，於是借故離席，準備去廁所好好解放一下。 經過一翻使勁，一條又硬又粗的米田共就這麼安詳的躺在馬桶裡。 擦完屁股，準備沖馬桶，卻怎麼沖都沖不下去！！(在美國擦過的的衛生紙都丟馬桶 ) 一直按沖水按了好久，混雜著衛生紙屑的米田共還是給我杵那裡！！ 門外突然傳來閃光的聲音： Baby, Is everything okay? 情急之下丟了更多衛生紙進去，想要掩埋那條該死的米田共。 匆匆的洗完手後，就急忙的離開，心中暗忖希望米田共泡久一點會變軟，而中間最好不要有人去廁所！ 過了大概十五分鐘，廁所突然傳來閃光的聲音：Honey, can you come here for a second? 完 蛋 了 ！ 硬著頭皮，走向廁所，看到閃光，頭重的抬不起來... 閃光先是按了沖水，那條米田共還是抵死不從！ 於是閃光帶上了手套....... 沒錯！！ 他伸手進去那滿是衛生紙跟頑強米田共的馬桶，親手拾起了那條米田共並把它截成了三段，才把它沖下去。 所有細心經營的淑女形象悔於一旦，閃光還笑笑的跟我說：This is true love! Sure it is....... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 184.52.183.33
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01/24 04:30, , 1F
Sure it is
01/24 04:30, 1F
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01/24 04:36, , 2F
Sure eat it
01/24 04:36, 2F
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01/24 04:36, , 3F
樓上XDD
01/24 04:36, 3F
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01/24 06:01, , 4F
Sure ate it...
01/24 06:01, 4F
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01/24 06:03, , 5F
樓上XD
01/24 06:03, 5F
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01/24 06:24, , 6F
sure art it
01/24 06:24, 6F
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01/24 07:36, , 7F
hmm... tasted good
01/24 07:36, 7F
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01/24 08:01, , 8F
But...... this is shit. xD
01/24 08:01, 8F
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01/24 08:18, , 9F
let`s eat some curry rice for lunch(?)
01/24 08:18, 9F
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01/24 08:39, , 10F
Sure eat this shit
01/24 08:39, 10F
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01/24 08:41, , 11F
I'm still a little hungry.
01/24 08:41, 11F
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01/24 08:43, , 12F
so why don't you eat another one if you still feel hungry
01/24 08:43, 12F
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01/24 08:43, , 13F
笨版好臭…
01/24 08:43, 13F
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01/24 08:57, , 14F
True Love就直接處理不說一句話. 他在警告妳.
01/24 08:57, 14F
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01/24 08:58, , 15F
XDDDD
01/24 08:58, 15F
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01/24 09:01, , 16F
另外,CCR的他不會用plunger喔...
01/24 09:01, 16F
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01/24 09:16, , 17F
true love XXDDD
01/24 09:16, 17F
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01/24 09:20, , 18F
Sure it is.......
01/24 09:20, 18F
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01/24 09:26, , 19F
Sure it is!!! 請珍惜妳老公啊!!!同
01/24 09:26, 19F
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01/24 09:26, , 20F
為男生也感到敬佩!!!
01/24 09:26, 20F
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01/24 09:27, , 21F
......去買一支馬桶刷 又沒多少錢
01/24 09:27, 21F
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01/24 09:39, , 22F
晚上，你知道的
01/24 09:39, 22F
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01/24 09:40, , 23F
茅坑就不會有這問題了XD
01/24 09:40, 23F
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01/24 09:49, , 24F
以後上廁所記得自備剪刀哦~~
01/24 09:49, 24F
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01/24 09:54, , 25F
why not having some chocolate bars?? :))
01/24 09:54, 25F
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01/24 10:04, , 26F
推文好好笑XDDDD 但是真的是TRUE LOVE!XDDD
01/24 10:04, 26F
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01/24 10:06, , 27F
哈哈，sure it is!!!你要好好把握
01/24 10:06, 27F
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01/24 10:13, , 28F
正要去廁所報到！
01/24 10:13, 28F
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01/24 10:32, , 29F
Shit it is !!
01/24 10:32, 29F
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01/24 10:37, , 30F
看起來很熟練....
01/24 10:37, 30F
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01/24 10:38, , 31F
i'm also sure he said "oh shittt!" when he saw it..
01/24 10:38, 31F
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01/24 11:05, , 32F
哈哈哈哈哈哈. oh shit!! this is true love!!!
01/24 11:05, 32F
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01/24 11:28, , 33F
This is ture SHIT
01/24 11:28, 33F
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01/24 11:29, , 34F
This is true SHIT
01/24 11:29, 34F
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01/24 11:47, , 35F
...........................Sure it is
01/24 11:47, 35F
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01/24 11:54, , 36F
笑的好開心XDDD
01/24 11:54, 36F
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01/24 12:07, , 37F
粗love
01/24 12:07, 37F
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01/24 12:26, , 38F
話說為甚麼不拿水桶裝滿水後,在快速的沖下去呢?
01/24 12:26, 38F
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01/24 12:26, , 39F
這樣應該可以沖的掉
01/24 12:26, 39F
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01/24 12:31, , 40F
Sure it is!
01/24 12:31, 40F
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01/24 12:44, , 41F
This is ture!!好好珍惜阿
01/24 12:44, 41F
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01/24 13:09, , 42F
the result of our love
01/24 13:09, 42F
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01/24 13:46, , 43F
Ture Shit XD
01/24 13:46, 43F
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01/24 14:09, , 44F
此篇標題應該改“噁，True love”...……XD
01/24 14:09, 44F
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01/24 14:13, , 45F
前四樓簽名檔素材到手XDDDDD
01/24 14:13, 45F
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01/24 14:16, , 46F
wht the he......
01/24 14:16, 46F
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01/24 14:28, , 47F
絕招!拿一瓢水從沖水時旋渦中心給它灌下去就清潔溜溜
01/24 14:28, 47F
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01/24 14:40, , 48F
好好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈阿
01/24 14:40, 48F
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01/24 14:55, , 49F
Sir ,eat it!
01/24 14:55, 49F
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01/24 15:03, , 50F
想知道到底有多硬.......
01/24 15:03, 50F
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01/24 15:35, , 51F
可以用水桶裝水，在按下沖水時倒入，保證清潔溜溜
01/24 15:35, 51F
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01/24 15:36, , 52F
XD
01/24 15:36, 52F
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01/24 15:50, , 53F
竟然用更多衛生紙蓋住，也太鴕鳥
01/24 15:50, 53F
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01/24 15:53, , 54F
推二樓哈哈哈哈
01/24 15:53, 54F
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01/24 15:53, , 55F
妳怎麼會覺得可以隱瞞過去= ="
01/24 15:53, 55F
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01/24 16:19, , 56F
粗Love!!!
01/24 16:19, 56F
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01/24 16:21, , 57F
喔，好噁
01/24 16:21, 57F
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01/24 16:34, , 58F
我想他叫你來的用意是，我做給你看，下次別留著。
01/24 16:34, 58F
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01/24 16:53, , 59F
幸好是你男友第一個過去 如果是他父母就糗了
01/24 16:53, 59F
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01/24 18:16, , 60F
true love
01/24 18:16, 60F
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01/24 18:56, , 61F
true shit XDDDDDDDD
01/24 18:56, 61F
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01/24 19:24, , 62F
I just fush my true love
01/24 19:24, 62F
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01/24 20:18, , 63F
so ur shit is his true love !? omg XD
01/24 20:18, 63F
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01/24 20:26, , 64F
拿起來用成擠魚丸那樣應該也蠻好沖的XD
01/24 20:26, 64F
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01/24 21:19, , 65F
二樓XDDD
01/24 21:19, 65F
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01/24 21:22, , 66F
看到二樓 想到比良阪龍二...
01/24 21:22, 66F
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01/24 21:48, , 67F
金胎歌XDD
01/24 21:48, 67F
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01/24 22:12, , 68F
我猜測大家應該更想知道男方是不是外國人~ 哈哈
01/24 22:12, 68F
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01/24 22:12, , 69F
如果是的話應該會被酸得更深，如果不是的話前面酸的
01/24 22:12, 69F
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01/24 22:13, , 70F
人可能會想自D (?)
01/24 22:13, 70F
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01/24 22:14, , 71F
Is it good to drink?
01/24 22:14, 71F
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01/24 22:32, , 72F
Give me that shit!XDD
01/24 22:32, 72F
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01/24 22:38, , 73F
2樓 XD
01/24 22:38, 73F
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01/24 23:32, , 74F
比良阪龍二!!! 被勾起一堆回憶了........
01/24 23:32, 74F
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01/25 00:12, , 75F
推文超好笑
01/25 00:12, 75F
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01/25 00:35, , 76F
Holy shit！
01/25 00:35, 76F
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01/25 05:53, , 77F
我習慣用馬桶刷敲斷
01/25 05:53, 77F
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01/25 16:18, , 78F
看到二樓大笑了
01/25 16:18, 78F
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01/25 17:58, , 79F
沖不掉 有的馬桶把手壓久一點水會變大就沖得掉了..@@}
01/25 17:58, 79F
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01/25 18:33, , 80F
推 kuanglun:True Love就直接處理不說一句話. 他在警告妳.
01/25 18:33, 80F
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01/25 21:33, , 81F
佩服...
01/25 21:33, 81F
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01/25 21:44, , 82F
男友有練過 看來馬桶常常堵住
01/25 21:44, 82F
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01/25 22:13, , 83F
笑翻！
01/25 22:13, 83F
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01/25 22:14, , 84F
→ kuanglun:True Love就直接處理不說一句話. 他在警告妳
01/25 22:14, 84F
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01/26 02:22, , 85F
強者閃光　但我對你的處理方式感到很疑惑...
01/26 02:22, 85F
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01/26 09:20, , 86F
以後記得肛門自行用力夾斷再拉
01/26 09:20, 86F
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01/26 09:48, , 87F
弄一堆衛生紙不是更難沖嗎（因為更多分子）
01/26 09:48, 87F
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01/26 13:02, , 88F
笑翻+1
01/26 13:02, 88F
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01/26 19:04, , 89F
This is True Shit.
01/26 19:04, 89F
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01/27 23:02, , 90F
It is good to eat???
01/27 23:02, 90F
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01/29 05:15, , 91F
VCR
01/29 05:15, 91F
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01/30 11:00, , 92F
哪來的手套阿???????????........
01/30 11:00, 92F
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01/30 21:23, , 93F
Holy s**t.
01/30 21:23, 93F
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02/02 18:50, , 94F
oh my, he can use chopsticks.
02/02 18:50, 94F
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02/04 12:54, , 95F
丟更多衛生紙哪招...
02/04 12:54, 95F
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