[大哭] 我是姐姐QAQ
看板StupidClown作者crazyposted (動態一姐)時間10年前 (2013/08/15 08:04)推噓196(198推 2噓 50→)留言250則, 217人參與討論串1/4 (看更多)
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文長慎入
原po是個正值大學青春
正年20的少女(打)
可是不幸的是有張從小就擺著老的臉
小學當國中
國中當高中
高中當研究所
大學…當媽ˊ_>ˋ
不幸(?)的是我親愛的媽媽
增產報國生了一個跟我差14歲的
小正太我弟
http://miupix.cc/pm-GTZ3TX
以上為冗長的前提
--------------------------------分隔
事情是發生在兩年前的時候
原po一家五口浩浩蕩蕩的起吃喜酒
吃喜酒當然不外呼要穿正式些
總之
在熱鬧的過程弟弟要洗手
媽媽就麻(ㄇㄧㄥˋ)煩(ㄌㄧㄥˋ)我帶小朋友去
抱起弟弟洗手非常熟練
順便撥個劉海
突然我旁邊出現了一個掃地的阿桑
(以下破台語直翻中文)
桑:唉唷真勾錐喔幾歲了阿
po+弟:我(他)四歲
桑:是喔好可愛捏唉唷金嘛這少年就結婚喔(眼神小唾棄)
Po:沒拉他我弟弟
桑:係喔(小失望臉)
阿係細姨生的喔
阿係細姨生的喔
阿係細姨生的喔
(八卦臉)
Po:謀拉同一個媽媽拉
(準備帶我弟溜開這)
此時說時遲哪時快
我弟:媽媽我要回去了
媽媽我要回去了
媽媽我要回去了
弟弟你衝康我阿QAQ~
抓著他直飛奔回去
餘光還看到阿桑的鄙視眼神(哭)
五樓你說
我是他姐姐還他媽媽(嘆
http://miupix.cc/pm-9KR6V2
http://miupix.cc/pm-IACA5S
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