[無言] 差一個字差很多
看板StupidClown作者alien200020 (Candy後援會4號!發傳單)時間11年前 (2013/05/11 22:44)推噓32(34推 2噓 11→)留言47則, 40人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
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身為服務業,雖然常常會被客人惹怒
但也是有不少有趣的客人
其中比較印象深刻的是以下兩則:
1.
客人:我要找那個,那個CHINA BLUE的
店員:在這邊(帶到定點)
客人:不是啦!我不是要這個,我要韓國的捏!
店員:(楞了三秒)嗯...你,是不是要找CNBLUE?
客人:啊哈哈,對啦,就是那個什麼BLUE的啦,啊哈哈
結論:好吧,反正都是BLUE,都是搖滾XD
2.
客人A:你好,我要找衛生股長的
店員:(停住一秒)好的,這邊
客人B:(拿起CD)你白痴喔,是生物股長啦!
AB兩人爆笑,店員轉過身憋笑
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其實類似的笑話還真不少,還遇過客人直接唱歌要我們幫忙找的XDDD
每次遇到這些客人,都覺得我們的工作真有挑戰性,噗!
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突然又想到一個,來補一下
不過用文字敘述可能不會很好笑就是了^^"
某天客人走進來說要找「蛤蜊」
跟同事想了半天想不到有哪個藝人叫"含罵"的XD
於是打算求助電腦
問了客人:請問一下怎麼寫?
客人:就是G-L-E-E,ㄍㄜˇ ㄌㄧˋ啊
(沉默三秒)喔喔,你說「歡樂合唱團」喔...
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