[童年] 七年級生的繞口令
事情是這樣發生的...
本人目前工作為補習班老師
做得呢?
當然就是解決國小孩子們的國語數學英文等疑難雜症
舉凡 照樣照句,字詞填空,英文單字複習,成語解釋...
我總能夠老神在在的給它回答....
這一天...一位小四的孩子抱著國語練習本
一臉煩惱的走向我,
孩子: 老師....這個題目我想好久,可是都想不出來,
你可以教我嗎?
hugoka: 當然摟~我來給他看一看
孩子: 是造詞....題目要我們用 〔槍〕開頭,去造一個詞..
hugoka: 我想想喔....槍槍槍...槍阿...
hugoka: 阿阿阿....有了有了
槍大哥!!!!
孩子一臉疑惑..
孩子: 槍大哥.....什麼東西?
hugoka﹔ 唉優~~就我們小時後很流行那個繞口令啊!!
〔扣扣扣~~你家小姐在不在?? 不在不在......((省略..其實是忘了))
芭拉巴拉巴拉巴拉...
看你爸爸流鼻涕~涕涕~剃光頭~頭頭~頭大海(甚麼是頭大海?)
海海~海龍王~王王~王八蛋(對不起阿~真的不是故意)
蛋蛋~盪鞦韆~韆韆~牽牛花~花花~花公子~子子~紙飛機~
機機~機關槍~槍槍~槍大哥(有吧!!!!我沒說謊!!)
哥哥~歌仔戲~戲戲~力ㄎㄧ細(台) 附上超完美endling pose〕
孩子: ........ 老師,我去問..其他人好了....
欸欸~身為七年級生的我.....這種繞口令可是當年的流行耶
難道現在的孩子不流行了嗎??
哭.....
9/29 閒著也是閒著,所以回應一下大家囉~
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對啦對啦~~感謝解答耶!!!!!!!
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孩子應該會更傻眼 哈哈
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二五六~二五七~二八二九~三十一!!!(我的版本)
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