[無言] 連醉三次!!
前陣子剛跟前女友分手,朋友很夠義氣的抱了一箱啤酒過來找我。
就在我醉的不醒人事醒來後已經是隔天晚上了,醒來的時候
我發現我是睡在地板上,朋友們也離開了...
大醉過的人都知道,隔天一定會宿醉!頭痛!而且口會很渴
於是睡在地板上一整晚的我,腳都麻了,很吃力的爬到冰箱前要找飲料喝
打開冰箱的那一瞬間,清涼的冷空氣讓我清醒不少,BUT!水勒!!飲料勒!!
SHIT!!沒有水也沒有飲料,在這個時候我下了一個讓我後悔的決定
我開了兩瓶啤酒起來喝...噢!我又醉了~~
正當我醒來的時候已經是下午了,這時候的我口渴到炸!!我睜開眼眼前看到的就是冰箱
我的手下意識的開了冰箱...冰箱飄出來的冷空氣一樣讓我清醒了不少,這時我看到我
上次沒看到的蘋果西打,SHIT!!為什麼早上沒有看到它呢??於是我像餓了很久的野獸
把瓶蓋打開,然後灌了自己好幾口,說來奇怪,這蘋果西打味道怎麼怪怪的,管他的
繼續喝,X!!奇怪,我怎麼越來越暈了,
靠!!這是我之前自己混的伏特加阿阿阿阿
靠!!這是我之前自己混的伏特加阿阿阿阿
靠!!這是我之前自己混的伏特加阿阿阿阿
等我第三次醒來的時候,已經是隔天早上了,朋友一天聯絡不到我,第三天就來
按我的門鈴,我使盡我最後的力氣去開門,朋友見到我之後被我嚇到了
"你...你...你怎麼了?"
"水!!我只是想喝水而已!!!!"
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