[無言] 為什麼我裝死了你們還要打我?
話說我同學是一位罹患天然呆相當嚴重的患者
(上學忘了帶書包?小事 忘了穿內衣出門?小事
考數學那一節才發現念錯科目?小事 像她這樣的人也能活到20好幾也真不容易= =)
某天她和友人相約去打漆彈
大小姐她細皮嫩肉相當怕痛,所以拼命在想讓大家打不到她的方法
於是她的方法就是
躺在地上裝死 囧>>>>>(據說是參考熊不會吃死人orz)
想當然爾她的美背一定是慘不忍睹,紅紅綠綠一片
而大小姐她事後一直質問大家
"為什麼我都躺在地上裝死了你們還一直打我?"
......這個問題太過高深莫測了啊......
"為什麼你想要裝死?"有人問
"因為熊不會吃死人啊"
我們是人不是熊 = =
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