Re: 面試不要開玩笑

看板StupidClown作者 (木板男孩)時間17年前 (2007/04/22 02:01), 編輯推噓460(461推 1噓 32→)
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~~前文恕刪~~ 我朋友真的在面試鬧過..... 我忘記他去哪個大學面試了~~就推甄的第二階段面試 面試官除了問些一定會問到的"為什麼會想來唸這個"..之類的之外 因為它是有點藝能的科系,所以面試官有叫面試生做才藝表演 我朋友沒料到這個,發現別人拉小提琴啦幹麻的都好屌 他就囧在那邊一下下(什麼都沒準備) 然後他腦袋我不知道怎麼回事,突然出現一個Idea 當面試官要他才藝表演的時候: 面試官:請你表演一項才藝,~~恩~你的表演是什麼呢? 我朋友:恩~我...我想表演一分鐘內模仿74個人 面試官此時眼睛放出光芒(一秒要幾個阿...) 面試官:喔?那就請你開始吧 我朋友:好的~~~開始計時! 我朋友:第1個模仿國父孫中山 他做出了一個躺著的姿勢 我朋友:因為國父已經往生,往生的人當然是躺在棺材裡 面試官:那下一個? 我朋友:接下來是蔣中正 然後又做出了一個躺著的姿勢 我朋友:因為蔣中正也已經往生,當然也是躺在棺材裡 面試官此時臉上已經有幾條線了 我朋友此時問面試官:還有幾秒? 面試官:恩~~還有30秒 我朋友:喔~~只剩這樣阿~那我就在剩下30秒內把剩下72人模仿完 於是,他.........他又做出了一個躺著的姿勢 然後說: 這是黃花崗七十二烈士 面試官聽說笑了蠻久........ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.138.39.67
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04/22 02:02, , 1F
...那他上了嗎？
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靠么 我也笑了拉
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那他上了嗎？
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這笑點真～～～來～～～～勁～～～～阿～～
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※ robertelvis:轉錄至看板 joke 04/22 02:04
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XDD
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有笑有推
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好歡樂阿 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這個好!
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上了上了....有創意
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XD
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有上嗎？超有創意耶！
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有效有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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轉錄至看板 StupidClown
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上了上了！
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超有創意的,不上真的說不過去XDDDDDDDDD
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XD上啦上啦
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哭妖的~我笑到停不下來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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賭的真大，不過創意無限XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDXD 後勁好強 笑死了
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GOOD
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創意無限阿 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 一定上XDDDDDD
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還有 418 則推文
還有 53 段內文
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強者XDDDDD 臨場反應真的太棒了啦 XDDDD
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好利害的即時反應!!
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※ Hatred:轉錄至看板 Yup00-04 04/27 13:29
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我真的笑到內傷
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聽阿發講 特別上來找文 超好笑的 XDDDDDD
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哈哈哈哈
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※ phmiluku:轉錄至看板 NDMC-PH23 04/30 16:46
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笑到胃好痛
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD狂笑ING
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天哪我的肚子好痛喔，太好笑了，不推不行，推的沒話講!!
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靠,這篇後勁太強了啦...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈 有爆點
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有笑有推
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靠么~我居然笑了~有創意~夠白爛~
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特別上來找文+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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笑點很爽勁 XDD
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好想知道到底有沒有上XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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有沒有上啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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大推~~~好COOL
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重看依次還是很好笑
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前面我聽過，黃花崗72烈士我就沒聽過了XD
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是學長阿...
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天才XDDD
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Genius!
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2009朝聖
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看一下 發現原版的比較生動
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朝聖, too.
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板大 後面有人抄你的文.....
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面試官應該覺得好笑但又想要的命吧!
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這我們高中學長吧= =
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他乾脆一直躺著模仿全世界的死人好了
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超有才的!!
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最近推甄季又來了！ 實在很好奇是上了哪科系,好像有
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回覆，但文章被洗掉了！
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