Re: 面試不要開玩笑

看板StupidClown作者 (正爺)時間17年前 (2007/04/21 01:21), 編輯推噓154(154推 0噓 18→)
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怪了 我同學卻是因為面試時出糗才上的 他推甄X正大學電機XX組 因為上了大學都沒啥碰英文 所以準備英文自傳都很緊張 到了面試當天 教授：同學~用英文自我介紹一下吧。 同學就很緊張的回想之前背好的自傳 想說從家人介紹開始比較不會那麼嚴肅 於是想到他父親是個廚師 想要說我爸爸是個在廚房(kitchen)工作的人 於是他慢慢的開口了 同學：My father is a chicken........... 教授大笑：哈哈哈~~你爸爸是chicken，好可憐~給你上~給你上....哈哈哈...... 然後他就正取了 -- ╔═════════════════════╗ ╔════╗ ║███ ███ ██◣ ◢█◣ █◣█ ███ ║ ║ \● ║ ║\ ║◢█◤ █ █ █ █▆█ ███ █▅▅ ║ ○─５┐═╬●\囧● ║/\ ║███ ███ ██◤ █ █ █◥█ █▅▅ ║ \ ║ １\ ║\/\ ╚═════════════════════╝ Goal!!~~~~║ └\ ║/\/\ 2001~2002 UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE Final Game 44-min by zidanetw -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.135.252.91
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04/21 01:22, , 1F
高招~~~
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04/21 01:22, , 2F
太扯了 教授竟然笑他爸
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04/21 01:24, , 3F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑倒
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/21 01:26, , 5F
chicken有膽小懦弱的人的意思
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04/21 01:27, , 6F
你爸是雞???教授是想......
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04/21 01:28, , 7F
爸爸好可憐~XD
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XDDDDDD 阿勒
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04/21 01:36, , 9F
教授的反應很可愛XDDD
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04/21 01:39, , 10F
大笑加一!
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大笑ING
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XDD 大笑+1 我面試的時候跟教授槓起來 還是上XD
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第一次在笨版笑那麼高興XDDDD
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04/21 01:47, , 14F
這個好笑XDDDD
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大笑+1
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04/21 01:48, , 16F
教授的反應好機XD
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教授..XD
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Do U Kidding me?
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈哈
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酷
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04/21 01:55, , 22F
教授被上
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04/21 01:55, , 23F
看到教授的反應我狂笑XD
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XDDD
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教授太搞笑了XDD 你同學一定很尷尬吧<囧>
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我真的大笑XDD~
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天啊~~我大笑!!!
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04/21 02:03, , 28F
我當初也是讓教授大笑 結果還是正取~
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XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDD 超智障
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XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好笑
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XD
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靠 半夜裡突然爆出ㄧ陣大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/21 02:21, , 37F
太好笑了吧....半夜憋笑很痛苦欸...哈哈哈哈哈
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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原PO是雞蛋XD
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XXXDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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xdxDDDXDXDXD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈 這太好笑了~~~!
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xdddddddd
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XXXDDDDDD
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笑死我了XDDDD
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這個教授...似乎....很HIGH= =+
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天哪 我笑死了
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XD
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大笑.......lol
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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囧
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD考慮以後考研究所也用這招
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........太亂來了吧
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原 PO 的同學是個正妹吧，基本上正妹甄試理工研究所都會上.
04/24 13:17, 157F
※ honeey421bee:轉錄至看板 NTUST_DT93-2 04/24 18:13
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推～～～
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狂笑推
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XDDDDDDD 教授好狠
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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狠
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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給你上給你上 讓他生讓他生
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碼的 原來我不是第一個會講錯的 XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好好笑XDD 教授欣賞他的…幽默
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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這招太高了!!!
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