[心得] 國中時候的蠢事...

看板StupidClown作者 (顫抖的豬腳飯~~~)時間18年前 (2006/06/09 15:28), 編輯推噓87(87推 0噓 15→)
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好久好久以前 在我還是個單純的國中生的時代 有一次在上公民課 因為很無聊所以 我就開始玩我的文具 後來很白目的把立可白拿出來玩 想要學同學 把立可白裡面的小鋼珠拿出來 可是我用力折了老半天根本折不斷 囧 於是開始找東西要割開它 好死不死我又沒有美工刀 找來找去找到了"圖釘" 當時第一個想法就是用圖釘把它刺個大洞 再用力把它從洞掰開 當我開開心心刺下去之後 接著拔出圖釘 準備要用蠻力把它掰開的時候 雙手一用力 囧 我被立可白顏射了 而且還是往眼睛方向噴過去 霎時間我整個人都慌了 感覺臉上面有一種很詭異的感覺 於是我就用手遮住眼睛 站起來大叫 啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ 結果老師被我嚇到 衝過來看我的情況 後來我把手拿開 老師看過後跟我說..... 還好你有戴眼鏡啊 對齁.... -- 不服啊？你咬我啊～ ////// § ╮(′Д‵)╭═ 戰，是強者的宿命 ╰─██─╯ 每天都要戰 吠，是弱者的本性 ███ 人格才不會扭曲 泡茶，是群眾的樂趣 ││ *kego -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.116.117.81
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06/09 15:37, , 1F
XDDDDDDDD
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06/09 15:59, , 2F
(拍桌大笑)
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/09 16:12, , 4F
啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
06/09 16:12, 4F
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啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
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06/09 16:17, , 6F
啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
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06/09 16:20, , 7F
啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ 少了兩個啊
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.............
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06/09 16:24, , 9F
真的 幸好你有戴 不然真的會瞎掉 後果很恐怖
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06/09 16:25, , 10F
能想像立可白乾在眼球上 要怎麼處理掉嗎
06/09 16:25, 10F
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06/09 16:30, , 11F
當白內障處理吧...
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06/09 16:42, , 12F
有搞笑到XDDDD
06/09 16:42, 12F
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06/09 16:57, , 13F
啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
06/09 16:57, 13F
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06/09 17:27, , 14F
哈哈哈~~~
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06/09 17:34, , 15F
我曾經擠三秒膠 沒弄好 噴到眼睛 一開始還沒感覺
06/09 17:34, 15F
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06/09 17:35, , 16F
後來眼睛開始不舒服 拔掉隱形眼鏡 才發現噴到隱形眼鏡
06/09 17:35, 16F
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06/09 17:36, , 17F
還好有隱形眼鏡 不然就瞎了/.\
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XDDDDDDDDDD 小心一點XDrz
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/09 18:03, , 20F
哈哈哈，真是好笑！
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06/09 18:25, , 21F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑爆了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/09 18:30, , 23F
XDDDDD完全笑翻................
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XDDDDDD
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06/09 18:37, , 25F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/09 18:47, , 26F
啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
06/09 18:47, 26F
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06/09 18:48, , 27F
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/09 18:57, , 28F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑爆了XDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/09 19:19, , 30F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我的眼睛瞎了....!!
06/09 19:19, 30F
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06/09 19:56, , 31F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDrz
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06/09 20:12, , 34F
XDDD
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06/09 20:16, , 35F
XDDDDDD好好笑
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06/09 20:18, , 36F
啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~
06/09 20:18, 36F
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06/09 20:24, , 37F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大笑
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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還有 24 則推文
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06/10 02:22, , 64F
XDDDDDD
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06/10 02:22, , 65F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/10 02:45, , 66F
那句對齁給了我致命的一擊~~~ 笑翻~~~~XDXDXDXD
06/10 02:45, 66F
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06/10 03:24, , 67F
太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDD
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xdddd
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XDDDDDDDDD
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06/10 06:44, , 70F
對齁XDDDDDDDD
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06/10 07:57, , 71F
白X 哈
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06/10 09:04, , 72F
給你一個推~
06/10 09:04, 72F
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XD
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XDrz
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XDrz...
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/10 12:59, , 78F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/10 13:32, , 79F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/10 13:57, , 80F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD借轉joke
06/10 13:57, 80F
※ musicrain:轉錄至看板 joke 06/10 13:58
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06/10 15:18, , 81F
XD
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06/10 15:49, , 82F
啊啊啊~~~ 原來是眼鏡瞎了 呼 <(￣ c￣)y▂ξ
06/10 15:49, 82F
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06/10 16:36, , 83F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/10 19:28, , 84F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/10 22:42, , 85F
幹你娘XD
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06/11 00:18, , 86F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD上課都會被閃阿哈哈
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/11 18:05, , 88F
哈哈哈 笑死我了啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/13 05:05, , 95F
哈哈哈~~~~
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06/14 01:32, , 96F
XDDDDDDD
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06/15 00:57, , 97F
推眼鏡 這點是戴眼鏡唯一的好處了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
06/15 00:57, 97F
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06/18 05:22, , 98F
那句對齁給了我致命的一擊~~~ 笑翻~~~~XDXDXDXD
06/18 05:22, 98F
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06/18 18:48, , 99F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/18 23:16, , 100F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/19 17:47, , 101F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD推對齁XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/11 06:41, , 102F
很危險欸!!!!!真的好險= =
06/11 06:41, 102F
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