[無言] 老子都不老子了呀!
話說今天跟同學甲、乙、丙在聊天!忽有班上一正妹由9點鐘方向朝著我們走來。
正妹:「問你們喔,你們曉得『老子都不老子了呀!』怎麼解釋嗎?」
甲:「不曉得!」
乙:「那是什麼?口以吃嗎?」
此時,只見同學丙用手指輕輕推了推他那裝斯文用的眼鏡後...開口言道...
丙:「這是個很哲學的問題喔!『老子』可做『我』解,
因此『老子都不老子了呀!』翻成白話就是...『我都不是我了呀!』
所以結論就是『老子都不老子了呀!』等於『我是誰?』,妳懂了嗎?」
甲:「有道理!正解!」
乙:「您真內行!」
我:囧囧囧
(心中OS:這...這就是我們的中文教育嗎?胡老先生,這還真是對不起您呀...orz)
(心中解答:不是應該翻成「我都沒有老爸了呀!」嗎?)
看官們,大家認為呢?
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