[無言] 菜市場名字
大家多少應該都有過叫菜市場名字的朋友
比如怡君.建宏...之類
以下是我同學因為菜市場名字遇到的趣事
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某個假日下午
我同學閒閒在家沒事幹
正值年輕力壯又好動的高中生年紀
自然想要打打籃球
但是籃球一個人打沒意思 總是要多幾個人才好玩
於是我同學就拿起家裡電話 (那是個大家都還沒有手機的時代)
打給他的同班同學
"嘟嘟嘟...嘟嘟嘟..."
對方 "喂~" (女生,聽聲音大概是伯母)
我同學 "喂~麻煩請找劉家豪謝謝" (我同學是有禮貌乖寶寶)
對方 "恩? 請問你哪裡找??" (聲音聽起來有點嚇到)
我同學 "我是他同班同學 我叫XXX" (真的是有禮貌乖寶寶)
對方 "請問你找他有什麼事嗎??" (似乎是管的比較嚴格的媽媽)
我同學 "我想找他一起打籃球" (打籃球應該不會被禁止吧 正常運動阿)
對方 "可是..."
"我們家家豪只有兩歲"
"我們家家豪只有兩歲"
"我們家家豪只有兩歲"
"對不起我打錯電話"
XD
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