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---------------------------------------- 1.Undertale 96% 壓倒性好評 http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/ ---------------------------------------- Py-Boo! - 好評 this game made me love the two most hated fonts in history 這款遊戲讓我愛上史上最不受歡迎的兩種字體。 ---- jello_pudding - 好評原文評論請見此：http://imgur.com/a/nmmPq －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－｜　（好評..　　　　　　　　｜｜　使你充滿了決心）　　　　｜｜　你想要買下這款遊戲嗎？　｜｜　　　♥是　　　是　　　　｜－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ p.s. 10/10，超棒的音樂，超棒的遊戲體驗，不忍心走滅絕路線。 ---- Adoxographist - 好評 for the first time in my life, i felt like i had friends 人生中第一次，我覺得我是有朋友的。 ---- shitfire - 好評 this game's bullet hell system is awful. you cant see the bullets through your tears 這款遊戲的bullet hell系統真是太糟糕了。當你淚眼盈眶時是看不到子彈的。 ---- Discylicious - 好評原文評論請見此：http://imgur.com/a/MweIL －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－｜外頭天氣正好。鳥兒在歌唱，花兒在綻放..｜｜在如此美好的日子，像你這樣的好孩子..　｜｜應該把時間花在玩這款遊戲上面。　　　　｜－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ ---- GemNinja#WalkTheDinosaur - 好評 This game has one weird trick that makes the choices matter! TellTale hates it! 這款遊戲做到一件很奇怪的事情：讓你的選擇真的會有影響！TellTale對此感到不爽！ ---- Populus - 好評 This game is like that one day when you were sick, so you didn't go to school and your favorite cartoon series was on a 24h marathon, and it was snowing, and it was actually two weeks till christmas, and you were getting your dream Lego set, and you were cuddled in bed, and there was pie, and you just played video games all day and oh my god im crying Play this game. NOW. 這款遊戲玩起來…就好像某天你生病了，所以你不用去上學。你最喜歡的卡通影集連續播出24小時。而且雖然還有兩個禮拜才到聖誕節，外頭卻已經下起雪了。你收到了你最想要的樂高玩具，你窩在被窩裡，還有美味的派，然後你可以連續打一整天的電腦然後噢天哪我哭的停不下來立刻去玩這款遊戲，立刻馬上。 ---- Sammich - 好評 The thought that someone might read this review, and decide to try Undertale... It fills me with determination. 有人可能會因為看到我這則評論，並因此決定玩玩看Undertale的這個想法… 使我充滿了決心。 ---- Bunglar - 好評 If you like spaghetti and crying alot, BUY THIS GAME. 如果你喜歡義大利麵跟大哭一場，買這款遊戲。 ---- Hy - 好評 I've made more friends in this than I have in real life. 我在這裡找到的朋友比現實生活還多… ---- The Mojo Flow - 好評 Now I hate flowers. 我開始討厭花了。 ---- ---------------------------------------- 2.The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition 60% 褒貶不一 http://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/489830/ ---------------------------------------- Khy - 好評免費獲得的產品 Back in 2011 Vanilla Skyrim -Opens Skyrim launcher -"Video settings have been set for Ultra High Quality" -*GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE* Now in 2016 Special Skyrim -Opens Skyirm launcher -"Video setting have been set for Low Quality" -Yup, definitely need to upgrade.... 2011年的時候原版天際 -打開天際啟動器 -"畫質設置已經調到極高" -膜拜我大PC神教 2016年的時候重製版天際 -打開天際啟動器 -"畫質設置已經調到低" -好吧，我的設備需要升級了… ---- Wolfram - 好評 Alt+tab works now 10/10 現在遊戲中終於可以用Alt+tab了 10/10 ---- Distraught - 好評免費獲得的產品 Doug gets the game for free. Doug launches the game and notices an issue Doug asks for support and doesn't leave a bad review on a game but waits untill he has actually played the damn thing and remembers it is just a rehash of skyrim. Doug isn't a petty moron who couldn't build a better game anyway. Doug doesn't have an incredibly mid tier PC and thinks that it should run every game at max settings. Be like doug. 小明免費獲得這項產品。小明打開遊戲並且注意到一個問題。小明求助於客服，並且在他真的開始認真玩之前不會跑來留負評，而且他知道這只不過是重製版而已。小明不是那種自己沒辦法做出更好的遊戲，只會在網路上打嘴砲的魯蛇。小明也不是那種以為自己那台不怎麼樣的電腦應該要能夠用最高的效能跑所有的遊戲的人。請學習小明。 ---- ASadTeapot - 好評 *Press play* *Game Loads* *Press New Game* *Watches intro* *Spawns in carriage* *Carriage starts spazzing out and horses get tossed around and stretched out* *Can't make it pass gate* *Staring at a HD wall* 10/10 Would spazz again *按下啟動* *讀取中* *新遊戲* *看著過場動畫* *出生在馬車中* *馬車開始瘋狂震動，馬被甩出去並且胡亂延展* *我連村子都進不去* *瞪著HD的牆壁* 10/10 願意再次瘋狂震動 ---- The Jester - 好評免費獲得的產品 Hey it was free im not complaining. 我是不會抱怨免費的東西啦。 ---- Dib's UK - 好評免費獲得的產品 Took arrow to the other knee 另一個膝蓋中箭了。 ---- LtSmash22 - 好評 I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a fully retextured, high-definition arrow to the knee. 我也曾是個像你一樣的冒險者，直到我的膝蓋中了完整重製貼圖，高畫質的一箭。 ---- xXDamonDXx - 好評 Now just need to wait for the Special Edition modding to get going. 現在我們就等著特別版模組上線吧。 ---- ---------------------------------------- 3.Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell 86% 極度好評 http://store.steampowered.com/app/13560/ ---------------------------------------- Veronica Mars - 好評 Best lightbulb shooting simulator. 最棒的燈泡射擊模擬器。 ---- General Awesome - 好評 Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell -Run around, making noise, shooting all guards, no stealth. -No alarms rung. -All guards dead, no one left. -NEXT AREA -Accidentally left guard's leg exposed in light. -Alarm sounds. 7/10 縱橫諜海系列… -跑來跑去，發出噪音，射死所有的警衛，完全不管潛行。 -沒有警報 -所有的警衛都死光了 -下一關 -不小心把某個警衛的腿露在燈光下。 -警鈴大作 7/10 ---- Stinky Pete - 好評 rate this review unhelpful go on do it PLEASE it's the only way i can get ERECT (great game by the way) 給我這則評論不值得參考快點點下去拜託這是我唯一能勃起的方法（順道一提這遊戲不錯） ---- ---------------------------------------- 4.Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Double Agent 46% 褒貶不一 http://store.steampowered.com/app/13580/ ---------------------------------------- Butter Chicken - 好評 I am a double agent in real life and this game is the most accurate representation of patriots like me till date but only it doesn't work without bugs coz my agency doesn't want all our secrets to come out so a 7 out of10 from me. 我在現實生活中也是一個雙面間諜，而這款遊戲形容我們這些愛國者們形容得很正確，但這遊戲有很多BUG，那是因為我的組織不希望所有秘密都洩漏，所以我給分7/10。 ---- B14CK0UT - 負評 port is anal beads. I recommend the PS2/Xbox/Wii version. 電腦版玩起來就像竹筷捅肛門一樣。請玩PS2/Xbox/Wii版本。 ---- ---------------------------------------- 5.Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory 93% 極度好評 http://store.steampowered.com/app/13570/ ---------------------------------------- nom3rcy - 好評（譯註：這是一段遊戲中的對話，請見此： https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_GNtBd98TA

） Sam Fisher: Bad news. Guard: I knew there were ninjas around here! Sam Fisher: What? Guard: Yeah, you've gotta be a ninja. How else could you sneak up and grab me like that? Sam Fisher: Listen, I don't know what... Guard: Wow! A real, live, ninja! I can't believe it! Sam Fisher: Listen, I'm going to kill you if... Guard: Wow Killed by a ninja... cool! LOVE THIS GAME, old times. 山姆費雪：別動。守衛：我就知道這裡有忍者！山姆費雪：啥？守衛：沒錯，你肯定就是一個忍者。否則你怎能這樣偷偷接近我並且將我制服？山姆費雪：聽著，我不知道你在說… 守衛：哇賽！一個真正的，活生生的，忍者！我簡直不敢相信！山姆費雪：聽著，如果你再不閉嘴我就把你殺… 守衛：天啊，被忍者殺掉…太酷了！我真愛這款遊戲，美好的過去時光。 ---- Hype - 好評（譯註：這段大概也是遊戲中的對話，但我找不到影片） Anna Grimsdottir: Before you can tap into the BIOS you'll need to open the casing. Sam Fisher: I didn't bring my crowbar. Anna Grimsdottir: Whatever. Crowbars are for geeky video game characters. Half-Life 3 Confirmed. Anna Grimsdottir：在你可以進入BIOS之前你要先打開外盒。山姆費雪：我可忘了帶我的鐵撬來了。 Anna Grimsdottir：無所謂。鐵撬是給那些阿宅電玩角色用的。戰慄時空3確認。 ---- Harru - 好評 10/10 No Uplay required. 10/10不需要用到Uplay。 ---- Little T - 好評 Literally the only game where being in the light is scarier than being in the dark. 10/10 真的是唯一一款你在光線底下會比在黑暗中還可怕的遊戲。10/10 ---- Wigwig - 好評（譯註：這句話大概也是遊戲中的對話） IF YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME, DO IT WITH YOUR BLOWPIPE! 如果你要殺了我，用你的吹箭殺了我！ ---- ---------------------------------------- 6.Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Conviction Deluxe Edition 75% 大多好評 http://store.steampowered.com/app/33229/ ---------------------------------------- Shark - 負評 I just want to play SINGLE PLAYER and I paid for the game. What am I greeted with? A screen saying "A Ubisoft service is unavailable at the moment. Please try again later" (and later and later and later). Please bend me over a table and screw me harder Ubisoft. 我買了這款遊戲只是想玩單人模式，我得到了什麼？「一個Ubisoft服務目前無法使用，請稍後在試。」（稍後稍後之後沒有然後）請把我壓在桌上狠狠的幹我幹得更大力一點吧 Ubisoft。 ---- Mingor - 好評 ♥♥♥♥ uplay 幹你Uplay。 ---- Giant Dad - 負評 Uplay....why'd it have to be Uplay... Uplay…為什麼一定要是Uplay… ---- ---------------------------------------- 7.Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Blacklist 83% 極度好評 http://store.steampowered.com/app/235600/ ---------------------------------------- Rochin - 好評 Best f***ing terrorist hunting simulator ever. 真的是他媽最棒的恐怖份子獵殺模擬器。 ---- Nody2k100 - 負評 Uplay is cancer Uplay是癌症。 ---- Ijk_abc - 負評（2940.0紀錄時數） I have blackscreen for 2800hrs. Do not buy 我黑屏了2800小時。請勿購買。 ---- 如果有特別想看那款遊戲的評論的話歡迎告知 -- 我的部落格:理性小說人 http://rationalnovelguy.blogspot.tw/ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 61.227.157.69 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Steam/M.1477728409.A.4DF.html

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