[閒聊] 有趣的Steam評論翻譯消失

看板Steam作者時間7年前 (2016/10/10 01:18), 編輯推噓46(46推 0噓 9→)
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1. No Man's Sky http://store.steampowered.com/app/275850/?snr=1_7_15__13 Greg.B　負評 The refund button works well. 退款按鈕運作得很好。 48Hz　負評 Product received for free I overpaid. 註：使用者免費獲得這項產品 我付的太多了。 Blyatkip　負評 I made a little poem to review this game: No Man's Sky One Man's Lie Please Don't Buy The End. 我作了一首詩來評論這款遊戲： 無人深空 一人忽攏 請勿購買 結束。 2.　Sid Meier's Civilization® III Complete http://store.steampowered.com/app/3910/?snr=1_5_9__300 Veskhai　好評 *Plays an Arab country* *Discovers Oil* 2 Turns later: "America has declared war on us!" 11/10 for historical Accuracy *玩阿拉伯種族* *發現石油* 兩個回合後:"美國向我們宣戰了！" 因為其歷史準確度給予11/10的評分 Shaun 'intel' Miner　好評 "I'll just play a quick round of Civ" [16 hours later] "...Where did the sun go?" "我玩一會兒文明就好" [16個小時過後] "太陽去哪了...?" 3. Prototype™ http://store.steampowered.com/app/10150/?snr=1_7_15__13 Replication 好評 Destroyed a helicopter by throwing an old lady into it 20/10 丟老太太把直升機給打了下來 評分20/10 ChuckLee 好評 If you get a boner while dismembering innocent people, this game suits your needs. 如果肢解無辜的人會讓你感到興奮的話，這款正適合你。 Brandongl　好評 pretty good for a prototype, i hope it comes out of Early Access someday 對一款測試遊戲(prototype)來說挺棒的，我希望有天它能脫離測試階段。 Monty Glu Devair　好評 You eat people and gain powers from them by tearing them to pieces. So it's basically hard-core Kirby 你靠把人撕裂之後吞噬的方法來獲得力量 所以基本上這算是成人版的卡比之星 4.Factorio http://store.steampowered.com/app/427520 SparK 負評 Why are you looking at negative comments? BUY IT NOW! 你為什麼還在看負評？趕快買這款遊戲！ SpookyDogeJello　好評 Build factories Destroy ecosystem Anger natives Destroy natives Take their oil 'Murica Sim 2016 蓋工廠 汙染環境 惹火原住民 消滅原住民 搶走他們的石油 美帝模擬器2016 5.Outlast http://store.steampowered.com/app/238320/?snr=1_7_15__13 Moving McTarget 好評 Cure for constipation 11/10 這遊戲把我的便秘治好了 11/10 6.Grand Theft Auto V http://store.steampowered.com/app/271590/ Mollusk92 好評 Never have to go bowling with Roman again. 10/10 終於不用再跟Roman去打保齡球了 10/10 KKK 好評 PS3 & XBOX360 Thanks for Alpha Testing. Xbox One & PS4 Thanks for Beta Testing. 謝謝 PS3 和 XBOX360 提供Alpha測試。 謝謝 Xbox One 和 PS4 提供Beta測試。 7.Tabletop Simulator http://store.steampowered.com/app/286160 Jazz 好評 Things to do after buying this game 1. Get friends 2. Download Teamspeak Discord 3. Play any board, card, RPG game possible 4. Hope you have enough strength to flip the table 5. Watch "I Love Lucy" in the background Now if only I get through Step 1... 買了這款遊戲之後要做的事 1.交些朋友 2.下載Discord 3.玩些桌遊、卡牌、或者是RPG遊戲 4.希望你有足夠的力氣可以翻桌 5.同時一邊看影集"I love lucy" 現在我只要先完成第一步就行... Ayumi 好評 With the recent update adding the tablet, friends can now watch porn together using this game. 10/10 best game of the century 經過最新的更新之後，玩家現在可以和好友們一同在遊戲中欣賞A片。10/10本世紀最棒 遊戲 8.HuniePop http://store.steampowered.com/app/339800 Clark Kent 好評 I usually play games as right handed, but this one is an exception... 11/10 我通常用右手玩遊戲，不過這款是例外... 11/10 Bill Nye The Science Guy 好評 Fun game Pros: -The puzzles are the reasons to get the game Cons: -having to explain to my roommate why implaying this game -having to exxplain to my grilfriend why implaying this game and why did i even buy it. -trying to convince people i only got it for the puzzles 這遊戲好玩 優點: -有趣的益智遊戲 缺點: -要跟我室友解釋說為什麼我在玩這款遊戲 -要跟我女友解釋說為什麼我在玩這款遊戲還有我當初為什麼要買 -要讓人們相信說我買這款真的只是為了玩益智小遊戲 Wulven 好評 I really enjoyed this. I liked that it got harder as I played. The game difficulty also increased. 我真的享受這款遊戲。我越玩它就變的越Hard。遊戲的困難度也隨之提升。 -- 我的部落格:理性小說人 http://rationalnovelguy.blogspot.tw/ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 223.138.66.101 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Steam/M.1476033504.A.C75.html
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10/10 01:21, , 1F
很多遊戲我都卡在交朋友那段..QQ
10/10 01:21, 1F
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10/10 01:21, , 2F
成人版卡比之星XDD
10/10 01:21, 2F
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10/10 01:29, , 3F
終於不用再跟Roman去打保齡球了 XDDDD
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10/10 01:33, , 4F
越玩越hard....我喜歡這種遊戲
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10/10 01:54, , 5F
Roman超好笑
10/10 01:54, 5F
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10/10 01:59, , 6F
HARD-CORE?
10/10 01:59, 6F
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10/10 01:59, , 7F
是HARD也可以翻成"硬"XD
10/10 01:59, 7F
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10/10 02:08, , 8F
其實超多評論都超有梗XD 每次看評論都先看搞笑的XD
10/10 02:08, 8F
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10/10 02:19, , 9F
XDDD
10/10 02:19, 9F
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10/10 02:24, , 10F
Roman打保齡球超好笑XDDDD
10/10 02:24, 10F
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10/10 02:25, , 11F
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10/10 02:33, , 12F
Roman太好笑了XDDDD
10/10 02:33, 12F
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10/10 04:03, , 13F
推翻譯XDD
10/10 04:03, 13F
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10/10 07:15, , 14F
OUTLAST的好笑
10/10 07:15, 14F
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10/10 08:01, , 15F
推 保齡球是什麼梗？
10/10 08:01, 15F
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10/10 08:35, , 16F
美帝模擬 太靠北了
10/10 08:35, 16F
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10/10 08:53, , 17F
推整理+翻譯
10/10 08:53, 17F
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10/10 09:41, , 18F
Roman Bellic，四代主角的表哥，就是一開始去接主角的那位
10/10 09:41, 18F
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10/10 09:42, , 19F
除了找你打保齡球之外，一直要幫他惹出來的事收拾殘局
10/10 09:42, 19F
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10/10 09:49, , 20F
笑死XDD
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10/10 10:10, , 21F
我真的被幾則評論推坑了 XDDD
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10/10 10:49, , 22F
翻譯有押韻也太用心
10/10 10:49, 22F
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10/10 11:00, , 23F
哈哈哈哈~也太有趣了~~~
10/10 11:00, 23F
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10/10 11:09, , 24F
有空可以去看看Mountain這遊戲的評論 也很好笑
10/10 11:09, 24F
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10/10 11:27, , 25F
Mountain那個負評最兇狠XD
10/10 11:27, 25F
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10/10 12:20, , 26F
ROMAN和成人卡比讓我笑死XD
10/10 12:20, 26F
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10/10 13:07, , 27F
Prototype真的可以用老太太砸掉直升機嗎XD?
10/10 13:07, 27F
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10/10 13:13, , 28F
推XD
10/10 13:13, 28F
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10/10 13:30, , 29F
對岸網友評論CSGO 也是很好笑，都在寫小說和酸CF
10/10 13:30, 29F
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10/10 13:36, , 30F
Factorio真的好玩，好評%度高的嚇死人，自動控制的經典作
10/10 13:36, 30F
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10/10 13:53, , 31F
樓樓上有連結嗎
10/10 13:53, 31F
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10/10 13:56, , 32F
Roman真的很有趣XDD
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10/10 14:18, , 33F
越玩越Hard wwwwwwww
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10/10 14:25, , 34F
cities skyline也蠻多好笑評論
10/10 14:25, 34F
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10/10 16:55, , 35F
Roman就是三不五時你殺人殺到一半還會打電話約你打保齡球
10/10 16:55, 35F
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10/10 16:55, , 36F
沒玩GTA耶我只好去utube查Roman打保齡球是什麼梗結果看
10/10 16:55, 36F
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10/10 16:56, , 37F
到到影片了 請問 那不能拒絕Roma'n打保齡球的要求嗎？
10/10 16:56, 37F
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10/10 16:59, , 38F
可以啊 但是就是常常在你做事到一半打電話約你打保
10/10 16:59, 38F
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10/10 16:59, , 39F
Roman跟主角Niko是表兄弟，主角東歐人隻身到美國，
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10/10 16:59, , 40F
後來就被當成梗來用了
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10/10 16:59, , 41F
前來投靠Roman
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10/10 17:02, , 42F
roman會一直call你出去玩，超級煩……
10/10 17:02, 42F
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10/10 17:25, , 43F
拒絕好像會扣好感
10/10 17:25, 43F
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10/10 17:35, , 44F
gta5感謝測試有靠北XD
10/10 17:35, 44F
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10/10 18:16, , 45F
Roman真的整天約打保齡球 超煩
10/10 18:16, 45F
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10/10 21:06, , 46F
越玩越hard xDDDDD
10/10 21:06, 46F
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10/10 22:17, , 47F
等等，桌遊模擬器可以看A片？！
10/10 22:17, 47F
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10/10 22:25, , 48F
感謝分享XD 我覺得boner翻譯成GGininder會更好笑XD
10/10 22:25, 48F
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10/10 23:24, , 49F
打保齡球嘍
10/10 23:24, 49F
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10/11 02:58, , 50F
以後可以多翻幾個嗎XDD這有夠好笑推XDDD
10/11 02:58, 50F
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10/11 12:33, , 51F
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10/11 14:30, , 52F
Roman保齡球戳到我笑點XDDDDDDDD
10/11 14:30, 52F
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10/12 11:04, , 53F
之前看過一篇評論內容是食譜XD花時間做菜都比遊戲值得
10/12 11:04, 53F
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10/12 16:06, , 54F
超幽默XD
10/12 16:06, 54F
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10/13 17:13, , 55F
很棒的翻譯～超好笑XD
10/13 17:13, 55F
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