[請益] 如果要為程式這個工作下一則標語

看板Soft_Job作者 (霉霉)時間9年前 (2014/08/20 22:18), 編輯推噓62(62推 0噓 32→)
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小妹的工作內容大概是程式跟視覺 最近我們公司要換名片了 老闆希望每個人下一個與工作有關的標語 但我的人生佳句都是 Free to be whatever you. 自由又隨性之類的句子 總之就是一個隨便的人… 又不想抄網路上那些有年代的句子 所以實在很頭痛啊~~~~ 所以想問問大家 如果要為自己的工作立一則座右銘 不知道大家在程式設計或工作態度上會下什麼標語呢？ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 1.164.130.247 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Soft_Job/M.1408544301.A.398.html
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08/20 22:21, , 1F
不怕神一般的對手，只怕豬一樣的隊友（逃）
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08/20 22:21, , 2F
Write the code, Change the world.
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08/20 22:22, , 3F
keep your way, and you get the world.
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08/20 22:23, , 4F
這不就改一下就好了，很簡單的嘛
08/20 22:23, 4F
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08/20 22:25, , 5F
I am debuguy~
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08/20 22:26, , 6F
Let’s make things better.
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08/20 22:30, , 7F
使命必達，完成任務.
08/20 22:30, 7F
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08/20 22:34, , 8F
We are the creators in the digital world.
08/20 22:34, 8F
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08/20 22:34, , 9F
Wherever you coded, there you are.
08/20 22:34, 9F
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08/20 22:38, , 10F
Write once debug anywhere
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08/20 22:39, , 11F
可以用"Strange, it works on my computer!"之類的XDDD
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08/20 22:39, , 12F
No money no code
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08/20 22:44, , 13F
No money here.
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08/20 22:46, , 14F
單身中！
08/20 22:46, 14F
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08/20 22:51, , 15F
摸熟C 摸不到C Cup
08/20 22:51, 15F
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08/20 22:55, , 16F
及早離去
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08/20 22:56, , 17F
Do better things, and make things better.
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08/20 22:57, , 18F
姊寫的不是程式，是喚不回的青春
08/20 22:57, 18F
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08/20 23:02, , 19F
前幾天看到同事寫的「人生苦短，為愛編程」
08/20 23:02, 19F
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08/20 23:03, , 20F
人家都自稱小妹了還有人推C Cup，真的把這裡當mentalk
08/20 23:03, 20F
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08/20 23:03, , 21F
what you see is what you get
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08/20 23:05, , 22F
小妹不能想要摸C CUP嗎
08/20 23:05, 22F
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08/20 23:06, , 23F
shit happens
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08/20 23:06, , 24F
"我的老闆是大帥哥"
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08/20 23:19, , 25F
視窗、痣瘡、大肚腩
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08/20 23:19, , 26F
沒押韻到= =
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08/20 23:23, , 27F
System.outprint("hello world");
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08/20 23:30, , 28F
error 0x800ccc0f
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08/20 23:31, , 29F
這不是系統的問題，是你不會用
08/20 23:31, 29F
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08/20 23:36, , 30F
要改的bug太多，只好改天(改編自：謝天)
08/20 23:36, 30F
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08/20 23:37, , 31F
"java.lang.NullPointerException"
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08/20 23:37, , 32F
程式不築，敗事有餘
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08/20 23:38, , 33F
眾裡尋他千百度 驀然回首 那人正在寫程式
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08/20 23:40, , 34F
兩個bug鳴翠柳，一行程式上青天
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08/20 23:50, , 35F
聰明有其極限，愚蠢則無
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08/21 00:04, , 36F
"阿不就好棒棒"
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08/21 00:06, , 37F
So be it~
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08/21 00:08, , 38F
要寫在名片的話當然是 "假日請勿call"
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08/21 00:14, , 39F
怎麼沒人推RTFSC ?
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08/21 00:27, , 40F
Codes are simple, but Programs are subtle.
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write the code, change the world (WWDC 2014的標語)
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today no see tomorrow see
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Show me the money.
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08/21 00:54, , 44F
I can do absolutely anything, I'm an expert!
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無伴終老 孤獨一生
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學海無涯，回頭是岸
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Code裡尋BUG千百度 驀然回首 問題卻在 全形空格處
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I code, therefore I am
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寫誠徵女友
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Talk is cheap, show me the code
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What You See Is What You Get
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a bunch of idiots
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I need a girl to ride ride ride
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08/21 10:46, , 54F
do the right thing & do the thing right.
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08/21 11:31, , 55F
這不是Bug! 這是Feature!
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世界越快，程式，則慢
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08/21 12:19, , 57F
I write code,motherfucker http://tinyurl.com/kpcfhls
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使用者去死
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程式寫到好要飯要到老
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08/21 12:49, , 60F
超急件就是超級賤
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08/21 12:54, , 61F
No pay,no gain.
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"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
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08/21 13:59, , 63F
屎倒淋頭
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go ahead ...去個頭!
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08/21 16:18, , 65F
Create Anything out of Nothing
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08/21 16:18, , 66F
This is Feature, not Bug.
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08/21 16:19, , 67F
This is my Matrix.
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08/21 16:29, , 68F
"Life would be much easier if I had the source code."
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08/21 18:05, , 69F
這篇會爆
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08/21 19:40, , 70F
when i use the while loop, it's infinite.
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I am your father
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08/21 20:20, , 72F
no girl no code
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I am Programmer, I have no Life.
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Today's fashion is tomorrow's legacy.
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I've forgot my interest
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Do nothing as if you do a lot.
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08/22 01:39, , 77F
I wrote python.
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xxx, nice to meet you, My father is yyy
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How do you turn this on
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I don't care~
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Over my dead body
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ALL FOR CODE, CODE FOR ALL.
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謀事在人○程式在天
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08/22 23:50, , 84F
just sudo it
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08/23 00:24, , 85F
No pay , no gain
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08/23 00:41, , 86F
Coming sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
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08/23 10:43, , 87F
快笑死XDD
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08/23 16:07, , 88F
ASAP, 就讓你RIP
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08/23 21:52, , 89F
A program a day, keeps the life away.
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08/24 09:56, , 90F
the code never bothered me anyway
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08/25 22:33, , 91F
絕對是 Hello World! 怎麼都沒有人想到XDDDD
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08/26 20:02, , 92F
over my dead body
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08/29 18:21, , 93F
"改第四次殺你全家"
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hello world
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